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not a /real/ spellcaster | 26 | they/them | RTXSyd Guardian ‘16 -‘18 | RTX Guardian ‘19 | comms grad | aussie bean who does stuff sometimes.

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

So this ripped through a couple of days ago. The worst places had this wind with golf ball hail. Some people were without power till late last night, whole grids of streets without traffic lights, trees down everywhere. It literally lasted a total of 25 minutes.

[Bobby @dylanlonsdale]

Melbourne storm today

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

@urwizards @Pockets__ @SonnyBoy147 this is all I want and need I love their dice

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

I was at a work party tonight with a bunch of people from my wider team and I was introduced to someone by their nickname. Being polite I asked about their role and they were sorta bashful, and then I was informed that they were the OPERATIONS DIRECTOR. 1 UNDER THE CEO. HELP

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

@SonnyBoy147 @Emaninator This can be arranged for soon again 👀

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

More men die of breast cancer than testicular cancer.

Far more men get testicular cancer, but:

1. It is easier to diagnose earlier.

2. The average patient is younger (33 rather than 67 for breast cancer)

And 3. Treatments are far more effective.

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

I am genuinely learning about musical frisson for the first time and now I understand why some people are ‘I don’t really have any musical preferences’. If you haven’t experienced music in that way, I totally get not really understanding others’ dedication.

[☠Pocket minor devil 🏳️‍⚧️ @Pockets__]

Shout out to 4 years and Ben still finding ways of break us with laughter
@SonnyBoy147 @AceOXAT @Mimegoblin @roachiee_ @MissHBlake @Emaninator

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

@Mimegoblin Link is supposed to be enby originally, but ‘the 80’s’

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

The people LIED TO ME. THERE IS TWINK LINK IN THIS GAME.

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

@SimplyBearArt @GamingBeard Aah these are so cute bear!!

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

We reorganized our house this weekend and my housemates made sure to make their cats feel comfortable with the adjustments.

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

This shit is fucking i n f u r i a t i n g. She’s revising what she’s written and applying new rhetoric to her words that fit her current goals. Bro, your Death Eaters are /facists/. It’s painful seeing the creator of the space that helped me realize I was queer say this garbage.

[Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈 @BadWritingTakes]

In JK Rowling's latest - and potentially most bigoted and dangerous - diatribe against transgender people and the LGBTQ+ community, she implies that Harry Potter's Death Eaters were stand-ins for queer people campaigning for equal rights.

Yes, really. Buckle up 🧵

#JKRvsLGBTQ

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

I feel like I am literally the most unfunny person I know but sure lmao

[☠Pocket minor devil 🏳️‍⚧️ @Pockets__]

Man I feel like I keep losing my edgelord points by taking quizzes like this...

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

@Pockets__ BRO LOOK AT YOU GO IM SO DAMN PROUD

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

@brendanpulis If I could cry react, I would

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

Were you ever into greek mythology as a kid or were you straight?

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

@N810Nathan This is an exact vibe I was looking for

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

I feel like I’m going to die on this hill of trying to explain that my ideal androgyny style is Howl meets elves. I’m trying to figure out a suit that vibes this for a wedding and so many people are suggesting a fitted jacket/only a jacket/vest with no shirt under it.

[em ✨ @roachiee_]

@BecMcGee THAT IS ALL I WANT