Bratty Grandpa

Please refer to our virtual assistant

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

it’s like Connor O’Malley was made in a lab to make my boyfriend froth at the mouth. i don’t think i can ever make him happy the way connor does

[Bratty Grandpa @roachnotthebug]

Love you more than those bitches before……….

[ellaphants are a mess @lordestruggles]

just painted my nails black…

[Bratty Grandpa @roachnotthebug]

God is granting me the serenity to wear a cute outfit today

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

This is like the exact opposite of ADHD

[Bratty Grandpa @roachnotthebug]

Might get ice cream 3rd day in a row

[Dame Fagatha Christie @JewmaicanGyal]

and you look like you’re about to steal all my acorns

[Bratty Grandpa @roachnotthebug]

“What can be, unburdened by what has been” has lowkey been my motto lately

[Bratty Grandpa @roachnotthebug]

Men love their Patagonia shorts

[Bratty Grandpa @roachnotthebug]

Women be shopping literally

[Bratty Grandpa @roachnotthebug]

I am having a business dinner at the Mall of America

[Bratty Grandpa @roachnotthebug]

Mormons keep finding me

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

Yes and they are too cryptic for language

[Bratty Grandpa @roachnotthebug]

@MiketPayne Yes!

[7th grade grandpa @MiketPayne]

You gon jump if Michael made it

[Bratty Grandpa @roachnotthebug]

I hate cyclists.