Roadcoconut

Unapologetically liberal, huge nerd, husband, dad to 4, he/him

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@TheRaymondHugo @_celia_bedelia_ They absolutely estimate because no one is out there recording inside their fallopian tubes for the moment of conception

There’s a reason pregnancies are dated from last menstrual period (or via dating scans if the measurements don’t line up correctly) & not from conception date

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@AWay432702 @Nocapmedia Female truck driver reacted timely and appropriately to avoid an accident when a school bus full of kids ran a red light and stopped in the intersection

Then was rightly pissed at the shitty bus driver

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@SuperCodeCrunch @Nocapmedia Seems stupid to think the bus had the right of way, given the green light for pov driver, and think the driver was speeding without knowing 1 the speed limit or 2 how fast the driver was traveling

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@ariel_khaleesi @noplace35 @Alexblair @fabiola_liano The youngest kid was Rickon, who in show was 6. IRL the actor was 8.

He was barely in the first 3 seasons then got written off only to be back for like 2 scenes in season 6.

All the other kids were 11+

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@hukkoke @_sorrengailll Not even a blue check? Just being a dumbass for the love of the game

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@CariiClaire It’s the minority, but one third of people is a significant minority.

And it’s really shitty of you, Klara, to want to erase one third of the afab population

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@kevingmagnut No

She doesn’t understand that two things can have the same name and still be different things

Amber is an extremely common scent in perfumes

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@lewnerys There are other reasons to think the ss is ai, but you not understanding the difference between amber the fossilized resin and amber the perfume scent isn’t one of them

https://t.co/AnIKYzKMTU

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@siobhan30303 @midaeros @JMsHistoryCorn1 And what do you do about work? You said you get to court early. What about meetings with clients? What about school events, games, recitals, etc? You ever take a plane? Go to a movie/play?

You’re saying you’re late to all of those things?

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@Xara_Hellfire @sandstoneartz I’m sorry you have a lot going on, but it’s still your responsibility. You need to find ways to handle things w/o your mom.

BC one day she won’t be around to help & you’ll have to get yourself to school/work & few ppl will put up w/ extreme lateness long term

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@tusche32 @prolifefrenchie Parents can choose to post their kids if they so choose

Posting someone else’s kid to 20,000 strangers is not okay

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@streameastsucks @UnderratedLane @cisterz2 No one is telling you to bow down tiger.

But not having the compassion or maturity to understand why the loss of a parent would temporarily change a person’s demeanor is wild.

Like children can grasp that

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@UnderratedLane @streameastsucks @cisterz2 No, if you can’t understand why your “friend” would be devastated after a parent they clearly loved died you are, in fact, a piece of shit

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@streameastsucks @cisterz2 My guy, it’s genuine surprise that you are apparently unfamiliar with human emotion

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@mommaflex1 @ahbaaavic Lots of words to say you were a shit lawyer and a worse mother

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@candieelm @RhoRavise Three of the kids are his biological children

And the one that’s an adult dropped his name legally and the other two have dropped it socially

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@FelicityM79 @smalltown_wife @HannahDCox So if they pass you should never have sex again? What if you get divorced? What if they cheat? What if they had sex before you? Or god forbid you’re sexually assaulted?

It prevents *cancer*. Talk to your doctor & if they recommend it, get the fucking shots