Jimmy Shaw

I am the Mario Mendoza of Twitter (dot com)

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Actual footage of Donald Trump saving lives (November 2025) #trump #pope #doctor #redcross

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Sorry Folks the Strait’s Closed, the Camel out front should have told you! #Hürmüz #Israël #Panamá #trump #usa #iran #IranWar #epicfury #EpsteinFiles

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Irish Independence Day Hootie Hoo!!

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It’s WILD to me that the same people saying the Iranian Women’s Soccer Team are BRAVE for protesting their government by not singing their National Anthem were the ones saying Colin Kaepernick was disrespectful, unpatriotic & a traitor for taking a knee during OUR National Anthem

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Will the real John Barron please stand up, please stand up.

A pseudonym used by President Donald Trump in the 1980s and 90s popped up on Friday, when an individual identifying as a Republican from Virginia named John Barron called C-SPAN to complain about Democrats

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State of the Union Drinking Game! Take a drink every time Donald Trump says the following….

• Many people are saying...
• Joe Biden
• Tells a “sir” story
• Winning
• China
• Tariffs
• Jimmy Kimmel
• Fake News
• Witch Hunt
• Immigrants

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Think you’re funny? Everyone say “you should be a comedian? 8pm the first Wednesday of each month Blind Tiger Comedy brings their Comedy Open Mic to Tom Thumb Tavern in Kokomo, IN

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Pocket Knife Guy….. it’s your day to shine!

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People are always saying DIE HARD is a Christmas Movie but…. FIRST BLOOD was the 1st 80’s Christmas Action Movie

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They say it’s good luck if a bird shits on you..... it’s AMAZING luck if you can return the favor.

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You know dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen but…..

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You’ve got to hand it to the Kansas City Chiefs…. they did have a lot of players sitting out for Hanukkah

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If magic is real…. how come David Copperfield didn’t make this disappear #EpsteinFiles #Epstein

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I can hear it now, Now starting for YOUR Indianapolis Colts…… UNCLE RICO

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At the Kennedy Center President Donald Trump said he plans to celebrate his newly made up FIFA PEACE PRIZE by lighting up some fishing boats off the coast of Venezuela

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Someone tell Donald Trump he can’t be the turkey he pardons!!

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Mother said hand the rock to Jonathan Taylor….. Dan Jones is a MONSTER #edgein #NFL

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Daniel Jones is in midseason form today

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I think someone had AI write them an apology to me because some of the words were in Klingon

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Construction is already underway. The edition can only be destroyed by exploiting a vulnerability to fire a proton torpedo into a small 2 meter wide exhaust port that leads directly to the main reactor