RoadkillPhil

26/M, this profile is being controlled by a giant rat

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@TehHank @vanripperart Also The Thing

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@MinnieMel0 Also if pigs show up at your place over a tweet I'd be there barking at them like a dog

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@MinnieMel0 Even if he does that's just one less user for his shitty platform, it won't stop the constant roasts and tumbling stocks lmao

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So now that we live under an increasingly openly fascist government I figure I'll start reading up on the history of Nazis. Get an idea on what to look out for in terms of escalation and learn about what resistance groups did.

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@basedbinkie what about
her

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@atlantaoly @MinnieMel0 lol triggered

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I can see why it's so easy to get sucked into Twitter banter now. When you get incensed about something it's hard to pull away.

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@_Greml1n_B0i_ It's okay to like black comedy and dark humor. It's a lot more common than you think. And it's fun to see some people squirm when they react to some uncomfortable truth. Just don't let it get to your head that it makes you better than everyone else.

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@_Greml1n_B0i_ If you were a child when the first game came out and thought the most revolutionary thing about it was that it had "actually dark humor" then I don't have to act at all. I had your exact same sense of humor and thought the exact same way.

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@_Greml1n_B0i_ And this game was the creator's way of whittling down the types of people who enjoy his games and calling them pedophiles if they criticize him. He comes across as some insecure edgelord that would've gotten his shit bullied if he went to our high school.

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@_Greml1n_B0i_ If all you got from any of these games was edgy humor and crazy storylines and you don't mind getting half the content for the same price as the other games then I understand why you'd be fine with this. But there's plenty of disappointment and lost potential here.

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@_Greml1n_B0i_ Yeah, satire. People connected to the first two games because the characters, dialogue, and scenarios reflected dark real life experiences. Even the wildest routes had some biting social commentary mixed in. There's not even an attempt at that here.

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@grrrlrevolt i'm so sorry 😭

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@autoeroticasfix It's more once you see every ending. The most light-hearted ending in the game involved killing someone while drunk driving. I think I'm still processing it all.

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@autoeroticasfix It's weird. Not a lot of choices like the last games, less funny and more depressing. Still processing how I feel about it.

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@HaraRaeSol I'll definitely be there to watch! Just finished playing it and it's got some harrowing shit in it.

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@MoodyCharon Pretty sure it was a Gameboy Advance? The original one, not the SP.