JP

🇨🇦 living in the 🇺🇸-blue dot in a Red state. Volunteer 4 Dems in 2020. Love concerts & traveling. Married. 2 fur babies. No DMs please #RESIST #BlueCrew

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

This never happens, right?

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@SundaeDivine Got ya!

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@shillman1 I thought you looked familiar

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@adgirlMM She’s at the chiropractor due to all the twisting she has to do to run for Arizona Senate position. She lost by pushing away McCain Republicans & now has to reach back for their support as well as independents. Good luck. we see right through you Kari. We didn't fall the 1st time

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@DarkWitchGoddes @TheRickWilson

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@Jamesrus42 Are you high? Wait … (checks notes)… never mind

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@inqdragon2 I can do the Rubik’s Cube

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@shillman1 Anti-abortion but he aborted his campaign

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Me trying to find the bathroom switch in the middle of the night.. 😂

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@MichaelCMarkert @ThatEricAlper Sure. Right on time. Thank goodness that https://t.co/tBgFs0gZrv is starting to list start times

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@CaraDe1013 @JennaEllisEsq @AClare16 She cracked. Time will tell if she flips

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@Meinknoxville @JennaEllisEsq Narrator: Yes. Yes, she did

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@RpsAgainstTrump Values for the unborn? I have zero proof of this, but I’d bet Trump has caused more abortions that almost anyone else. If there was a coupon card of the fifth one free, he’d be punching that card regularly

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@angelaretail So, he’s implying that if I rob a bank, in broad daylight, with witnesses & camera footage, all I need to do is declare I’m running for president to avoid an investigation?? I’m not sure that’s how that works

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@shannonrwatts @ResisterNell Horrible. Just horrible

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@shillman1 Is it “happy indictment day” or “merry indictment day”??

I always get those two confused

I don’t want to offend anyone

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

Pay attention AZ. They are planning a coup in 24. Our vote will essentially mean nothing. This is how it starts

[Tony Cani @tcani]

For anyone that doubts this is what he is calling for, take a listen.

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@dougmillsnyt @POTUS Those look like AllBirds shoes. I have a pair & wear them about 50% of the time without socks. Very comfortable.

So what??

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@Iam8lu3 @Emelina69007045 QED. Exactly. Nicely done

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@bluntnesshurts A cat sees an ad in a store window that says “help wanted - must be able to type, take dictation & be bilingual”.

He goes in & starts typing 80 words a minute. The owner starts dictating & the cat gets every word. The owner asks if he’s bilingual?

The cat replies….. “woof”

[JP @roadwarrior1234]

@perry_ron “Are you giving me the high hat??”