Alex Naranjo

Father, husband, and just trying to be an all around good guy

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

The same team it’s been the last two years @UCF_Football #GKCO

[Civ @MisterCiv]

first team you're using in college football 27...?

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

@FlaPanthers Paul Laus

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

Didn’t you hear what President Jesus said about this? Come on big guy…you couldn’t of possibly felt you were going to be treated differently

[The Advocate @TheAdvocateMag]

Jenner also revealed she lost her “F” marker on her U.S. passport and has appealed for help to President Trump https://t.co/pvgfpchAj1

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

To be the back up I hope…he has been atrocious this year and probably has cost the team more than any of the injuries

[NHL Rumour Report @NHLRumourReport]

David Pagnotta: Re Sergei Bobrovsky rumours: I think teams have asked, and I think that's where this stems from; I expect Bobrovsky to sign a two year extension with Florida at some point after the season - Hello Hockey (2/28)

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Updated:

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

One again there’s always a fucking tweet

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

Why is there always a fucking tweet?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

My man had his hands Hot-n-Ready

[Harris Sultan @TheHarrisSultan]

That Jackie Chan punch was so fast, had to slow it down to see it. 😳

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

Can someone, anyone, explain to me why Secretary Brain Worm is always in jeans? Does he not have human legs? Does he not know how to take them off? Does he shower in them too?

I’m legitimately asking because, at least to me, it’s really fucking weird…

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.

His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.

Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

…I think we should reconsider the whole shutting down the Dept. of Education thing…like what kind of dropout didn’t know the difference between “queue” and “cue”

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

QUEUE FREE BIRD 🦅🇺🇸

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

This isn’t true per se…some players are readily available if you want to choose another player that isn’t then they always have the option to select the player as a “custom” jersey which will then cost you an extra $20 bucks…just another way for them to take more of your money

[Freddie @FreddieTheOsFan]

When Majestic did MLB jerseys, you could get any player in any one of a team's home, road, or alternate(s) in either an authentic or replica style. Now you can get some players in a couple colors. A pure choice to be incompetent.

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

That’s cute…you can return it but if you want your money back instead of the stupid Fanatics Cash (better known in retail as getting store credit) then it’s going to cost you a $10 restocking fee

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

Wow the Carolina bench Look just like they did game 4 in 2023 and Game 5 last year

[𝜗𝜚 z - JARVIS CRAVE @nyetminder]

the way the bench wasn’t even celebrating anymore 😭😭😭

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

@Brady_Quinn Why don’t we move the bowl games to the first game of the season?…bowls invite whoever they want (I.e. still get their money) all players will play since the game will matter and it’s to start a season rather than end one and leave just the playoffs for the post season

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

Where can I place bets on who is going to win this…because I’m certain who this corrupt organization will be giving the “Peace prize”…20 bucks also that the winner says this is a bigger, more important, more beautiful prize than the Nobel Peace Prize

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

Oh no is he losing his joy again…where to next Jimmy?

[Anthony Slater @anthonyVslater]

Jimmy Butler on the 10-10 Warriors: “We don’t box out. We don’t go with the scouting report. We let anybody do whatever they want - open shots, get into the paint, free throws. It’s just sad.”

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

Well I moved from a red state to a blue state and couldn’t be happier

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

Hasn’t this dude only worked like 20 days in the last 4 months or some shit like that?

All I see him doing is stalling the release of the Epstein Files and claiming he doesn’t know anything about anything

[Acyn @Acyn]

Johnson: When we go into the midterms, we’re very bullish on the outcome. We have an extraordinary record to run on. The first nine months of this Congress and this administration, arguably the most productive of all time.

[Alex Naranjo @roaming_orange]

Where can I place bets on who is going to win this…because I’m certain who this corrupt organization will be giving the “Peace prize”…20 bucks also that the winner says this is a bigger, more important, more beautiful prize than the Nobel Peace Prize

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Gianni Infantino will present the inaugural ‘FIFA Peace Prize’ at the draw for the 2026 World Cup, football’s world governing body has announced.

The award is designed to acknowledge “individuals who have helped to unite people all over the world in peace” with the winner to be crowned at the draw in Washington DC on December 5.

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