joey 😬

wait what

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

and for my next trick, i will consume nothing but iced coffee until 6pm, at which time i will eat an entire domino’s pizza

[🐞 is seeing BTS @rank1bts]

@davidmackau will and chris https://t.co/5FyE9RR73g

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

spotify wrapped cures my depression for 3-5 days

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

a guy who isn’t taking the hint: i wanna cuddle n kiss u
me: i don’t really wanna do that

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

@SamEyeAmmmm ive never known exactly how to describe what i want in a relationship until seeing this tweet. this is relationship goals

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

how many cups of coffee do you have to drink for it to count as a meal

[tfb lyric bot @thefrontbots]

One day I will realize I don't need this because it is just not who I am

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

@ooliviads idc what’s on trend i will DIE before i put on low rise jeans again

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

i feel unsafe on april fools day. i am the fool

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

@threeninesfine that is very true. unfortunately i can’t remember how i left my mug over a year ago, but i stole it from a waffle house when i was in college so i want to at least try to save her. she’s come this far

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

@threeninesfine im also wondering if i have to dress business casual to get stuff from my desk ?? not work related i just miss my mugs and knickknacks

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

people who actually go 25 on chestnut street through kulpmont <<<<

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

i’ve been using the phrase “the other day” to refer to any time since the beginning of lockdown which i realize now encompasses an entire year but no i will not be changing my use of the term so good luck in conversation with me

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

i took a work phone call while i was waiting in the dunkin drive thru line

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

bk replied to my tweet so basically i’ve peaked

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

@roannajompallo 👁👄👁

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

holy shit is that the moon?? nope it’s the burger king sign

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

@emrosestrong bean just did this and knocked over 3 plants on my table

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

got no valentine but i got a dump truck ass so i stay winning

[joey 😬 @roannajompallo]

so glad i woke up 3 hours earlier than i planned so i could get in a solid 3 hours of being sad before work 🙌