Rory Patterson

🎙 VO Actor | recording live from my walk-in
👵🏻 TSA inspects my topknot when I travel
📍 Magical Hills of NELA
⬇ Look Ma, my VO reel

[Rory Patterson @roar_shack]

#prettymuch https://t.co/XPd5HpMtx8

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

{Shouting over music at club}
ME: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHEESE?

[Rory Patterson @roar_shack]

@askparamount i need help i am getting charged but i do not see that i am signed up for a subscription

[Rory Patterson @roar_shack]

@StreamOnMax your Ticketmaster slash Chase interface is telling me I need to renew my subscription. It never was cancelled #halp #whytho #failedtothemax

[Rory Patterson @roar_shack]

@HelloFresh how can i remove myself from your snail- mail list?

[Rory Patterson @roar_shack]

@Target #EagleRock store can someone please pick up the phone left somethjng at the register and no one seems to be answering your phone #kthx

[Rory Patterson @roar_shack]

@LAHD___ I have an RSO question but cannot find the right email you recommend on the phone line-what is the best email to submit the question?

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

O dear Lord, no. The children. O dear Lord, no. Christ have mercy.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

I mean if Elon was truly a good businessman he would stop buying websites and have a cologne called ELON MUSK

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

They should bundle all the streaming services together and call it cable.

[Rory Patterson @roar_shack]

@AmazonHelp I got a call saying there is a suspicious charge from an automated voice saying it’s Amazon is this fake? Number here

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

I would be much more impressed with Jeff Bezos if he gave his employees giant Christmas bonuses with that money and stopped making his workers and delivery drivers urinate in bottles because they don't have breaks to pee - instead of this weird, phallic midlife crisis space quest

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Stephen Sondheim is dead at 91. One of Broadway’s most revered songwriters, he set the standard for the American musical. https://t.co/U6f5QeP5H9

[Rory Patterson @roar_shack]

@ODU maybe you can get @ProstasiaInc to sponsor your next sporting event and Prof #allynwalker to speak at the commencement in May this has nothing to do with sex positivity and #LBGBTQ rights + awareness they are advocating normalizing pedophilia Does your board support this?

[Prostasia Foundation @ProstasiaInc]

"When MAPs get the impression that they’re destined to commit an offense against a child, they might not realize that it’s a choice that they have, and that there’s help out there." https://t.co/62YZGg9tbY

[Michael Shellenberger @shellenberger]

Some worry that cheap oil increases its use, but petroleum use is highly inelastic, since our cars and trucks rely on it. Little oil is burned for electricity production, and natural gas is required to balance at the intermittency of solar and wind.

[Rory Patterson @roar_shack]

@brielleann @PressSec @jrpsaki @SecBlinken @VP @POTUS you are all lying to the American people and our allies

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

What's the lesson of Afghanistan? Maybe it's that everyone from the giant dorm room bitch session that is the internet should take a good look at what real oppression looks like. #Wokeistan #WakeUpCall

[Rory Patterson @roar_shack]

@michaeljknowles HAHAHAHAHA

[Kevin McCarthy @SpeakerMcCarthy]

Horrific. Our enemies have taken advantage of the chaotic nature of Biden's withdrawal.

Speaker Pelosi must bring Congress back before Aug 31 so we can be briefed thoroughly by the Administration and prohibit the withdrawal of our troops until every American is safely out.

[Rory Patterson @roar_shack]

@POTUS @VP @SpeakerPelosi @SecBlinken PLEASE FIX THIS. #MADAMESPEAKER call for a joint session of CONGRESS NOW #Afganistan

[Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman]

"...any attack on our forces or disruption of our operations at the airport will be met with a swift and forceful response." Joe Biden, August 20, 2021. https://t.co/LSnpSmzglM