Audrey Keith

Mother. Traveller. Artist. Writer. Photo taker.

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Having a great time at #CSUSASummit with Duval Charter at Westside!

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If I were a #fashion designer, I'd have an entire line of women's clothing with real functional pockets.

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#NationalDonutDay #KrispyKreme https://t.co/QNG86ANBvd

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Astrid's #OOTD https://t.co/gkktNbaRiN

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Astrid's first beach trip. @ Micklers Beach!!!! https://t.co/itEORiBTZO

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Looks like a nice place to store those spare R2 units. #Tunisia #StarWars #MayThe4thBeWithYou http://t.co/8D5cttBi4R

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Habit: When the last 4 (including this) tweets start with "Word:".

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Relief: When your 12 page science lesson plan and 17 page math lesson are finished two days early. Cuddle time with kiddos! #Ready4Summer

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Confession: Every day, I take a piece of @sweetpetes dark chocolate salted caramels, shut my eyes, and go to my happy place.

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Confused: Researching subtraction activities and this #NSA PDF pops up with a whole subtraction lesson plan.

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Astrid just punched me in the eye and then laughed at me. #Schadenfreude at 6 months.

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I have the grace of a hippo on land with a hip injury. Still, I got an A on teaching a rhythm and dance lesson today.

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Can someone explain how ppl who bind bibles get 2nd place in the Technology category at #OneSpark2015?

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You can't just go into sweetpetescandy and buy 1 thing. https://t.co/3QkF4kiAha

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Big shout out to the awesome people at the I AM Transformed tent at #OneSpark. It was a lifesaver getting my baby out of the rain.

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Fellow White Ppl: You can't claim to have mastered chopsticks until you effortlessly eat a meal while holding a squirmy baby. #madskills

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6-month shots done. I'm now covered in formula, tears, and snot. I also feel like I wrestled a bear. #WhyDidIDressUp?

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A #nap cheat sheet. It's like they know me. http://t.co/RR6deIc1zR

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@adevaratsinge I hate meal scenes on TV where no one freaking touches their food and they leave their meals on the table.

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I need to eat something, clean up, and get A ready to go get her sisters from school by 1pm. Stuck staring at this.