The Elder

I really don’t drink as much as my Twitter account might lead you to believe.

[The Elder @roarke49]

I can’t believe how wrong all you idiots are

[The Elder @roarke49]

@BrianByrdman The book was great - I’m really interested to see how they pull it off on the big screen

[The Elder @roarke49]

@bushmush Yes. The first movie was a pretty solid action flick. The bus scene is great and I think he comes off as believable as a badass

[The Elder @roarke49]

@EmilyCWaldon @WorldofIsaac Dude was one of my favorite people I never met in person.

[The Elder @roarke49]

@PitchingNinja 100% believe Ichiro could have been a legit MLB pitcher if he’d chosen that path

[The Elder @roarke49]

@ParrishWalton Rooting for conferences is weird

[The Elder @roarke49]

@AugieNash @dgoold 1, 5, 8, 12, 4

[The Elder @roarke49]

@BrianByrdman Seems like maybe campaign grift was open on both sides of the street

[The Elder @roarke49]

@ChiefakaJames @AdamStBear I’m not sure if 7 minutes is enough to get the whole scene, but Inglorious Basterds

[The Elder @roarke49]

Today is the day - please vote (not for Red Sablooza, that’s a joke). Everything has been stupid, but it doesn’t need to be.

https://t.co/det3PTAncU

[Redsablooza @redsablooza]

This is how I’m feeling about politics and the election:

https://t.co/BlAlX3obfD

[The Elder @roarke49]

@spencer096 Joshua Bell was the most technically brilliant musician I have ever seen in person. It was unreal.

[The Elder @roarke49]

@miggiesmalls But I was told that immigrants will eat our pets - did anyone check the contents of their wiener schnitzel?

[The Elder @roarke49]

@WorldofIsaac It’s really hard to believe he was a ninth round pick

[The Elder @roarke49]

Mizzou is playing like garbage, but every big call has gone against them and every 50/50 play has gone the other way. Everything has snowballed since the Burden 75 yard TD was called back.

[The Elder @roarke49]

@BrianByrdman The play earlier where Pham made a sliding catch while the cameraman focused on the Royals CF backing up the play was special

[The Elder @roarke49]

@claytoncargill I want to know what he said

[The Elder @roarke49]

@vinn_ayy Just think how bad it would smell if they took less

[The Elder @roarke49]

“Jukebox of gibberish” is a great line

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's okay to get off the damn ride. You deserve better than this man, this jukebox of gibberish.

[The Elder @roarke49]

@gfunksupreme

[The Elder @roarke49]

@SeanOrleans Stuck in the Middle - Reservoir Dogs