my little sister is staying home for her first semester of college so i'm gonna puke in her shower and set off the fire alarm at 3am so she can get the true freshman year dorm experience
“I have one of two choices – stay in the post office and go crazy … or stay out here and play at writer and starve. I have decided to starve.” -Bukowski
@malihaness @UpToTASK@MarvelStudios@brielarson My jaw just dropped in amazement. Wow. This is so incredibly dope.
I’m even more ready for a live action Kamala Khan now. Dear @MarvelStudios, if you introduce Kamala, please hire this woman as an extra or something. #RepresentationMatters
I find it revealing when people mock where I came from, & say they’re going to “send me back to waitressing,” as if that is bad or shameful.
It’s as though they think being a member of Congress makes you intrinsically “better” than a waitress.
But our job is to serve, not rule.
[ orpheus on ellen ]
ellen: so i heard you want to get your wife back from the underworld
orpheus: omg you didn’t
*eurydice comes out*
orpheus: *turns around*
*eurydice disappears*
You gotta appreciate the little things in life....like how the third floor of this mechanical engineering building has a female washroom now with old urinals from when it only existed for guys AND on top of that an ad for IUDs :) what a progress. #socialrevolution