Holly

[MERLIN @Avonleaambition]

“you think you
can do these
things nemo
but you just
can’t!”

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

learning the constant lesson that people you think are your friends simply aren’t, and most people when put to the test- are only out for themselves. find the ones who ride for you and value that. keep ur circle fucking MICROSCOPIC hoes

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

my high ass tiptoeing to the kitchen at 3am for some snacks
https://t.co/mc4NBTdiQC

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

i went to Rclbeauty’s house the other day and she offered me a lemongrass scented refrigerated wet towel from Vietnam and when people come to my house I offer them a hot cheeto from the floor

[DistortedVideos @distortedvideos]

dAT ShiT HuRTed

[Manny MUA @MannyMua733]

Came through slippin 🤧 why me!

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

Girls: “ I have no idea how I got this bruise”

Also girls:

[Timothy @SomewatRetarded]

I don’t know why I didn’t get a dab pen before now because I hit this bitch and I start feeling like I’m R.Kelly out here fighting for my fucking life

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

I wanna be a cowboy baby

[Hollie Baxter @hollie_baxter1]

Who ever ends up marrying me is going to be one lucky person because I’m funny as fuck

[Cynthia˚ ༘♡⋆ @sinthiah_]

have you ever met someone so attractive you just go stupid

[MilfLover69 @Adam_Derpin]

ur telling me a flea runs this market

[Holly @roast_doggo]

This is the best thing I’ve ever watched

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

reporter: hello

jk rowling: there was actually a fifth hogwarts house that no one knew about. it was called sex house and it was where the horniest wizards were sorted into. they spent their days fucking and sucking and not learning much magic at all

[Holly @roast_doggo]

@SomewatRetarded I stand by my original statement