Roasted ₿

IQ is room temperature here. Special Child of @bloodgoodBTC 🥂 @BitlockWallet

[Roasted ₿ @RoastedCrypto]

Since the recent bull-run,

I locked myself in ze basement because I forgot to bring the keys.

Trained all night because there was no sunshine.

I am back to conquer what’s mine.

#Bitcoin

[Bitlock @BitlockWallet]

One of crypto’s biggest contradictions:

People will spend hours researching a token.

But spend 10 seconds choosing where to store it. Then complain when those funds get frozen or stolen.

[Bitlock @BitlockWallet]

Bitlock mobile app has now moved beyond internal testing.

A small, closed group of users is currently testing it on their devices.

We are collecting usage data and feedback to refine the wallet, as well as working on new features of the app.

[Roasted ₿ @RoastedCrypto]

What does she know and you don’t know about trading? She has a stop loss buddy. Her stop loss is her side options. And you are one of them.

[Roasted ₿ @RoastedCrypto]

@YTCryptoDada Window 🪟

[Piibou @Piiibouu]

Le salaire de Juin est déjà fini. On est le 25 mai

[Roasted ₿ @RoastedCrypto]

@guus_gustav @BitlockWallet

[Roasted ₿ @RoastedCrypto]

@YTCryptoDada Beautiful 👌🏻

[Roasted ₿ @RoastedCrypto]

@bloodgoodBTC Does this signal that 4 year cycle order is done? Just a question on behalf of the noobs :3 😎

[Bloodgood @bloodgoodBTC]

Everyone's saying crypto is dead.

it's not dead. you're being played.

🧵

think about it.

BTC hit $125K in January 2025. institutions were buying. ETFs were hyped. BlackRock was in.

then what happened?

silence. bleeds. "crypto is dead" headlines.

this is not an accident.

every single cycle 2015, 2018, 2022 people said the exact same thing.

"altcoins are dead and never coming back."

and every single time, they were wrong.

2026 is just the next verse of the same song.

you want to know how hated this rally is?

analysts are literally calling BTC's current move "the most hated rally" meaning bears are getting squeezed and still don't believe it.

that's your signal. not theirs.

so when does it flip?

my honest take — midterms.

prediction markets are already gearing up for the midterms, and with them comes liquidity, narrative, and attention.

politicians need a story. crypto is a story.

the Fear & Greed Index is recovering from lows. negative funding rates mean traders are still scared. institutions are still buying the dip quietly.

retail is asleep.

that's not a dead market.

That's a market loading.
IF you like, i'll post several charts in following days.

[Roasted ₿ @RoastedCrypto]

A bit rusted but roasty lines never lie

[Roasted ₿ @RoastedCrypto]

@BitlockWallet Bro, is this real life? 😱😭🙏🏻

[Bitlock @BitlockWallet]

Swatch x AP x Bitlock

[Roasted ₿ @RoastedCrypto]

Today marks the 4 year anniversary of historic Terra $Luna Crash.
As always good Milly made by @aigodtrading & @coinmamba or was it @devchart ? 😂 I remember @GiganticRebirth & @cobie on it tho 😂

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Cred @CryptoCred]

If you trade when you shouldn't you'll generally lose money.

In most cases identifying when you shouldn't trade is simple.

But that judgment gets clouded if you're tilted, feeling FOMO, bored, and a bunch of other external factors.

It's a bit like post nut clarity: as soon as you're out of it you can't believe you thought it was a good fill.

Traders try to mitigate this behaviour via detailed entry checklists but they're often too long or too vague to be useful.

So here's an extremely simple checklist: should-i-punt. Run through it in your head before any trade, or install it as a skill if your LLM psychosis is advanced enough and you've already built 14 broken dashboards.

Trading is hard enough as it is; don't make it harder by dragging down your PnL with unforced errors.

[Roasted ₿ @RoastedCrypto]

@bloodgoodBTC Welcome back SuperDad!

[Roasted ₿ @RoastedCrypto]

@BitlockWallet It’s happening? 🫶🏻🤯😱

[Roasted ₿ @RoastedCrypto]

@StoneColdDRich @Polymarket @inversebrah interesting world outside gripto

[Superposition - (🖤,🤍) @Superpositionso]

state of crypto 2026

[Bitlock @BitlockWallet]

We won’t rush the first release of the Bitlock mobile app. 

Wallets are infrastructure, not experiments. People rely on them to keep their assets safe. That means stability, reliability and predictability matter more than a quick release. 

With that said, the release is close.