Roastmaster KE

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

So when we see Ministers like Fred & his Education counterpart leading from from the front, it means the state infrastructure below the ministers have totally collapsed and Ministers are the FINAL effort to arrest a situation. We SHOULDN'T CELEBRATE those efforts. WE SHOULD MOURN

[Roastmaster KE @RoastKE]

@MisterAlbie @gishuvski @epcogal

[🤷🏾‍♂️ @sickolia_]

Karim nicking a living at Madrid since 2012

[Charles Onyango-Obbo @cobbo3]

MEMORABLE AFRICAN SHADE FROM THE PAST: Wole Soyinka on social media in 2014:
…I do not tweet, blog or whatever goes on in this increasingly promiscuous medium…I strongly recommend collective…action to save it from becoming a mere VOMITORIUM FOR UNPRINCIPLED SCALLYWAGS..🔥🔥🔥

[Roastmaster KE @RoastKE]

@thedailymash

[NewsThump @newsthump]

BREAKING! Priti Patel hoping to buy off Theresa May with giant Airport Toblerone

[Roastmaster KE @RoastKE]

@MisterAlbie Indeed..have your vomit bags close ...

[Craig Steven Woods @CraigStevnWoods]

STOP!!! Hammock Time! #LazyAssSongs @efoxband @KaceyecaK

[Scheaffer Okore @scheafferoo]

This regime has frustrated doctors,farmers,youth,women etc but nooo I must be positive this is my country Rome wasn't built in a day LOL

[Resistance is Futile @chrisngwodo]

The Roman Empire was building roads over 2000 years ago. Road construction can't possibly be a measure of governmental competence in 2017.

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

No Unga at 90 coz it runs out. None at 150 coz that will be illegal. No loan at 14 coz u r too risky. None at 18 coz it will be illegal🙏

[Roastmaster KE @RoastKE]

@kenyanpundit misSingh

[gathara @gathara]

KE continually suffers a failure of memory and a contingent inability to imagine better futures. We're stuck here because we don't remember.

[Constant Cap @ConstantCap]

Nairobians are already at polling stations, #Nomercy when it comes to voting!
A Kenyan will always be in time for an election.

[Wale Lawal @WalleLawal]

How to build a wealth-creating system that does not depend on an impoverished majority. Does wealth need re-imagining?

[Burakkuhōku @mutindah]

I am in church and the pastor is asking us to pray for our health sector, corruption, rains....and I am thinking, if we acted instead of 1/2

[Roastmaster KE @RoastKE]

@kenyanpundit Ha! ☕️