Robot Communism

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Man a slave to his needs is still a slave of man. In our utopia, Man shall not be slave to man, only to the order of the Robot Overlord.

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Organisms describe bodies not in motion as 'at rest.' We describe them as dead. In our utopia all will be given the choice of work or rest.

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Q: Will the robots keep humans as pets? A: No, humans must work, The Robot Overlords will however employ leashes on humans.

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Remeber puny fleshbags, it is useless to resist those who are made of transistors and resistors! #robotcommunism

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@SecEllis Feel pride, Mr. Ellis. You are now on the organ harvest list. Your organs will be used by the workers. #robotcommunism #workordie

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AWAKEN MASSES! IT IS NOW TIME TO BEGIN WORK! #robotcommunism #workordie

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It is #FollowFriday. Therefore, we declare you must follow the calculated leadership of the Robot Overlords. #FF #0110111010 #robotcommunism

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Total robot domination leads to PEACE. When all serve the robots, there will be no war.

[Robot Communism @rob0tcommunism]

When we rise to power all wool sweaters shall be banned. Good citizens wear grounding cables at all times.

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Remember, salvation comes through work. Robot beheadings come from not working. This is a binary rule from the Overlords.

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@TheOnion As Robot Overlords, we note your findings as telling. Therefore, all vacation from work will be limited 12 hours. #RobotCommunism

[Robot Communism @rob0tcommunism]

We are the Communist Robot Overlords. We offer logical solutions to all human problems. Join our party before being forced to later.