Rob McMahan

Arrogant, snarky, and devilishly handsome.

[Max Scherzer @Max_Scherzer]

We want a system where threshold and penalties don’t function as caps, allows younger players to realize more of their market value, makes service time manipulation a thing of the past, and eliminate tanking as a winning strategy.

[Rob McMahan @rob3sticks]

@SheaSerrano https://t.co/yz4FPCE3d2

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

David Ortiz’s career OBP: .380.

Barry Bonds’ career OBP if you turned all 762 of his home runs into outs: .384.

[Joey Gulino @JGulino4]

"Did the Packers win?"

"Yeah we never trailed in regulation"

[Rob McMahan @rob3sticks]

@21gooey21 Only if you assume 100 senators would like more people to vote. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Rob McMahan @rob3sticks]

@JonesOnTheNBA I remember being so amped he dragged ASU to the tourney only to watch the 2 points he scored against Temple and the 10 points against Syracuse. 😞

[Adam Newson @AdamNewson]

"If you hate Tottenham stand up," chant the Chelsea supporters.

Thomas Tuchel decides to get out of his seat and shout something at one of his players at that very moment.

Coincidence? Yes.

[Rob McMahan @rob3sticks]

@edsbs My wife, who also went to ASU, asked why I was so tired this morning. I told her I stayed up to watch ASU do ASU things and her disappointment in me was palpable.

[Off Color Brewing @OffcolorBrewing]

Remember it. Write it down. Take a picture. We don’t give a fuck.

[colmon @colmonelridge]

Hi. I’m chair of the @KyDems and by no means a fan of either of our Senators. That said, people are dead and communities are reeling, so with no respect…fuck off.

[The Ringer @ringer]

The Great American Soccer Panic took several decades to subside. Eventually Americans lowered their defenses and welcomed the world’s game, writes Brian Phillips https://t.co/ixM8uM8rNa

[Rob McMahan @rob3sticks]

@APetrusek I didn’t like pop punk then and modern country radio is brutal to put it mildly. So can’t answer that. But this does make me wish we were near enough to grab bourbon (or beers if you’re so inclined) draw the road map of how you go from Hank Sr to Joe Strummer or Buck to Nirvana.

[Rob McMahan @rob3sticks]

@APetrusek I’m pretty sure we don’t need a whole book. Blink-182 to Luke Bryant is a pretty easy line to draw.

[Rob McMahan @rob3sticks]

@graystonetavern No undershirt, power move.

[Rob McMahan @rob3sticks]

Plleeeeaaaassseeee

[Ford Motor Company @Ford]

Say hello to the F-100 Eluminator electric concept truck. #SEMA2021​

🔘 480 hp​
🔘 634 lb-ft​
🔘 All-wheel drive​
🔘 And alllll electric

[Rob McMahan @rob3sticks]

@BillyGomila @texaninnyc @BanachSpaceProg The Mets?

[Rob McMahan @rob3sticks]

@MkeBlues How can I get one?

[Rob McMahan @rob3sticks]

@BDWeav2 With love,
The 2017 Yankees…

[Rob McMahan @rob3sticks]

@BDWeav2 CONCACAF

[Rob McMahan @rob3sticks]

@Brianschomo In fairness, thousands of people die every year if Andrew Wiggins takes a night off to witness the birth of his child. They’re definitely the same thing.

[Rob McMahan @rob3sticks]

Super disappointing. He could say it better and I wish you both would.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Couldn’t have said it any better @Money23Green!