Sigh. My routine is not as esoteric as people assume. I suppose you all are so clueless that my impressive visage seems miraculous in comparison.
Maintain general hygiene. Comb/trim regularly. Stay hydrated. Do not touch the disgustingly textured mustache wax without gloves.
@xXB1U3JUST1C3Xx@AgentAbanStone Well, neither of us have ever tried to kill the other, so. Sure. You can continue brawling with my other variants, and I will remain completely indifferent to you.
(They tap a button on their glove, then theatrically shake your hand. You experience a mild electric shock.)
@xXB1U3JUST1C3Xx@AgentAbanStone Pff. Still an idiotic assumption.
I struggle to imagine a homophobic Dr. Robotnik. Or a cısgender, heterosexual Dr. Robotnik. How very dare you throw such accusations.
That would require organising an entire party. And going near Walters’ house. I’m sure the whole area in a mile radius has that old person smell.
Besides, he’s not my problem anymore. I will leave his current employees to devise ways to torment him.
@xXB1U3JUST1C3Xx@AgentAbanStone You’re not even a furry. You are a little space thing whose eyes are too big. And whose voice is too annoying to continue conversing with.
@xXB1U3JUST1C3Xx@AgentAbanStone …”Adorable”. I suppose it’s impressive, that you’ve evidently managed to go your whole life without looking in a mirror.
@AgentAbanStone@IslandRobotnik@planandxecution Consulting the Steven Universe Wiki… You have assigned me a low-ranking builder. And Actual a middle-class, “matronly” zoo manager. *One* of those I will allow.
@CommanderW17786 What WOULDN’T be in my theme park. Imagine a standard amusement park, Disney’s scrapped EPCOT community, and the city of Las Vegas all had a horrible, beautiful child.
What to do with my newly cleared schedule… Hmm. I could finally lay the groundwork for my indomitable theme park empire. Noticing a severe lack of theme parks around here. I suppose I could also find a hedgehog to obsess over, but that seems a little overdone.