Dr. Robotnik

Dr. Ivo Robotnik / “Delta”. PhD x5. 300IQ. In an intimate relationship with both of your parents.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

Sigh. My routine is not as esoteric as people assume. I suppose you all are so clueless that my impressive visage seems miraculous in comparison.

Maintain general hygiene. Comb/trim regularly. Stay hydrated. Do not touch the disgustingly textured mustache wax without gloves.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

@xXB1U3JUST1C3Xx @AgentAbanStone HA. That’s Dr. Robotnik to you. Now scram, before I start rethinking this little truce.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

@xXB1U3JUST1C3Xx @AgentAbanStone Well, neither of us have ever tried to kill the other, so. Sure. You can continue brawling with my other variants, and I will remain completely indifferent to you.

(They tap a button on their glove, then theatrically shake your hand. You experience a mild electric shock.)

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

@xXB1U3JUST1C3Xx @AgentAbanStone How tragic. And during Pride Month, too. I might shed a tear.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

@xXB1U3JUST1C3Xx @AgentAbanStone Pff. Still an idiotic assumption.

I struggle to imagine a homophobic Dr. Robotnik. Or a cısgender, heterosexual Dr. Robotnik. How very dare you throw such accusations.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

That would require organising an entire party. And going near Walters’ house. I’m sure the whole area in a mile radius has that old person smell.

Besides, he’s not my problem anymore. I will leave his current employees to devise ways to torment him.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

@xXB1U3JUST1C3Xx @AgentAbanStone You’re not even a furry. You are a little space thing whose eyes are too big. And whose voice is too annoying to continue conversing with.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

@xXB1U3JUST1C3Xx @AgentAbanStone …”Adorable”. I suppose it’s impressive, that you’ve evidently managed to go your whole life without looking in a mirror.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

@AgentAbanStone @xXB1U3JUST1C3Xx They LOSE? It must be so hard to be an inferior Robotnik. I *almost* pity them.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

@AgentAbanStone @xXB1U3JUST1C3Xx Why are some Robotniks so fascinated by these creatures, anyway? This one is underwhelming.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

(Carefully picks it up by the dry side and tosses it far into the distance.)

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

Narrows eyes. …Wet tennis ball? Eugh.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

@AgentAbanStone @IslandRobotnik @planandxecution Hmmm. That is better. Congratulations on your successful flattery.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

@AgentAbanStone @IslandRobotnik @planandxecution Well, at least my simple blacksmith rock LOOKS decent. I will take what I can get.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

@AgentAbanStone @IslandRobotnik @planandxecution Consulting the Steven Universe Wiki… You have assigned me a low-ranking builder. And Actual a middle-class, “matronly” zoo manager. *One* of those I will allow.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

@AgentAbanStone @IslandRobotnik @planandxecution Me next. This is your job now. Telling us what cartoon rocks we are.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

@CommanderW17786 What WOULDN’T be in my theme park. Imagine a standard amusement park, Disney’s scrapped EPCOT community, and the city of Las Vegas all had a horrible, beautiful child.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

What to do with my newly cleared schedule… Hmm. I could finally lay the groundwork for my indomitable theme park empire. Noticing a severe lack of theme parks around here. I suppose I could also find a hedgehog to obsess over, but that seems a little overdone.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

@CommanderW17786 See, this is why I don’t like you. Your mind operates on too low a level to even IMAGINE something impressive.

[Dr. Robotnik @rob4dnik]

Thank you, for your ridiculously colourful message. I expect all my loyal followers to match this enthusiasm~