That guy you know

No not that guy, the other one

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Saw this and thought of you.

[That guy you know @rob_1988]

I'd be in a wheelchair

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Pulling shots off like this at 70 😮‍💨

Mansour Bahrami nailed this winner in the mixed invitation doubles 👏

[England @England]

John Stones 🕺😂

The energy in the changing room last night 🔥

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

ARTHUR FERY IS A WIMBLEDON QUARTER-FINALIST 🤩

[OptaJohan @OptaJohan]

0 - Since the introduction of yellow and red cards at the 1970 edition, no player has ever received a red card and gone on to play in his team's next match at the FIFA World Cup.

Unprecedented.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage has been referred to the Parliamentary Standards Commission after allegedly failing to declare funding from convicted criminal George Cottrell

[Paul Kendrick @PKendrickWIG]

Andy Burnham saying there is 'something wrong' with football fans not being able to drink in the same seat that a rugby league fan can, and saying 'we need to look at that', might be the biggest unifying political statement of this or any generation 🤣🍻👏
https://t.co/O1tQb8LYoB

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

"A letter to Yvette Cooper, signed by 71 cross-party MPs and peers, says the "systematic and well-documented torture of Palestinian civilians lies with the government of Israel, including Prime Minister Netanyahu".

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Today, vote hope.

[Everton Fans' Forum @EFC_FansForum]

Please see our statement regarding the Premier League Independent Disciplinary Commission’s decision to award compensation to Burnley in relation to Everton’s PSR breach. We believe this is not consistent with how other Premier League clubs are treated.

[Insolite-Foot @InsoliteFoot]

😂 😂 😂

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

When you’re 10 years into a Football Manager save and things get f*cking weird

[Lyndon Lloyd @EFCLyndon]

The Paddy Power skits write themselves.

"Who we going to put on the panel for the Everton-Burnley case then? The same 3 fellas who imposed a 10-point penalty that was then criticised and reduced to 6?

"Yep, sound. All in agreement then? Let's stick it to 'em!"

[Benj @Benjwinst]

Roll it back for opening day of the season

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

SEGA teases a new ‘Crazy Taxi’ announcement 🚕 🎮

[Joe Williams @Joewillo180]

This pic taken four years ago... both clubs struggling at the time under 'unproven' managers that were once 'great' players!

How times have changed for one whilst the other continues to stagnate & not progress...

#EFC #AVFC

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Wayne Rooney explains the cast… and the missing wedding ring 👀😅

[Classic EFC Matches @ClassicEFCGames]

Every goal and assist from Seamus Coleman for Everton.

#EFC

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

After 17 years at Everton... 👏

Seamus Coleman has announced he will finish his Toffees playing career at the end of the season.

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

Burnham wearing a Hafnia Everton shirt?

It’s over for Reform.