everyone going out tonight for “one last night out” is a fucking gimp cos you’ll be wishing happy Mother’s Day to your mum and nana on Sunday putting them at risk cos you think that drinking dark fruit is a personality type
Frank Lampard's bar bill last night:
209 beers
5 bottles of Prosecco
75 Jagerbombs
8 Strongbow Dark Fruits
£2,802.30 bar bill
Credit: The Kings Head Town street Duffield @thekingsheadduffield