Robert Dinhero

SRE Datacenter / Hardware at @cloudflare. I was born in the late 1900s

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Durian will never be gentrified

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Let’s add lion dancing to the Olympics

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Vests are the sandals of jackets

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Ume flavored cheetos

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We need a Southeast Asian version of Culinary Class Wars

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Is that type of dimsum place where you can’t understand what the waiter is saying, because he has a strong French accent

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Should I rewatch Entourage? Did it age well?

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Anyone using chatgpt for performance reviews?

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I’m at that age where I need to make the subtitles bigger

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This time nobody’s saying “we needed this ☕️ ☔️”

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A box of tissue that fits in a cup holder

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A Taco Bell with restrooms out of order

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Is back parking a skill you get for being a Tesla owner?

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What’s the Venn diagram like between hoarders and couponers?

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Wait. So if I’m getting gas while on my 🏍️ in Oregon. Do I just watch the gas attendant pump it in front of me?

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Are people still wearing the Apple Vision Pro?

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People are real serious about #linkedinnotfacebook

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People who leave the window shade up on planes during the day, and people who set everything on light mode. Same circle.

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TFW when my plants have more showers than I do

[Robert Dinhero @rob_dinh]

Sending good vibes is gen Z lingo for sending good thoughts