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Prison hooch sommelier. Currently the undisputed world champion for staring contests with babies. I am not a good liar. Hi.

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

@ListenedShoulda @ThatEricAlper Me too.

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@ThatEricAlper

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

@ThatEricAlper “…Breathe out…so I can breathe you in…”

Foo Fighters — Everlong

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

@simoncholland Facts! Hope she get that Gucci drip on the low key cheap. Period, sis!

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

@LynnOAult Spoke too soon. Also, I’ve been living under a rock for 11 years and 364 days from when this article was posted.

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

@LynnOAult No coffin for me — but if Gene Simmons decides to make a KISS urn, I just might reconsider…🤘🏼🔥💀

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

@LynnOAult And the only KISS memorabilia I want in this life is the lunch box and the pinball machine. That is all.

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

@LynnOAult I only had one lunch box in elementary school(The Empire Strikes Back — and I still have it! Complete with the Thermos!) and the KISS lunch box is the one I never had and but still want.

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

@LynnOAult Even though I’m a VGK fan, I gotta say that @Avalanche are playing REALLY good tonight. I’m expecting them to raise the Stanley Cup in Tampa in about 10 mins of game play. Good luck, good sir!

[What if any. . . @chrisallen236]

Amber's hair style for tomorrow. Looks nice. #DeppVsHeard

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

@LynnOAult @bobgoff @sherman_coach @thedenler The blessing is in the honor of such a consideration! Love you, good sir!

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

@LynnOAult @rebellion_youth In that case, I’m really looking forward to allergy season!

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

@LynnOAult ROB TRIVIA: I have an official National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation moose mug and an official Cousin Eddie dickie for my Cousin Eddie costume.

I do love this movie. Maybe too much.

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

@LynnOAult @thedenler …Crossword puzzles, connect-the-dots, eternal life…

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

Who wins the real March Madness?

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

@LynnOAult @KRNV If further news, the TSA has announced that “Water is wet.”

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

@LynnOAult What happened when you said, “Yes.”?

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

My Spotify Wrapped list consists mainly of Thrash Reggae, Heavy Country, and Gangsta Jazz.

No biggie.

hashtagthrashreggae hashtagheavycountry hashtaggangstajazz

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

Made it to the level of adulthood where I pushed my cart around Target for an extra hour because it rolled THAT nicely.

[Rŏb Dʉväl @rob_duval]

I saw this is trending on Twitter right now — but we all know you and @Shaun_A_Cooney are the OG rabbits...

[Dan K @JDK_205]

@Shaun_A_Cooney Rabbit, Rabbit my friend.