Robert Evans

Dad 👨‍👧‍👦, Friend 👯, Cook 👨‍🍳 , Cricket Lover🏏, Umpire 🤦🏼‍♂️, Gay 🏳️‍🌈, British European 🇬🇧🇪🇺, Yorkshireman (no emoji available), Tea lover ☕️🫖

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

[Robert Evans @rob_ev]

@dark_salvatoree Apparently it’s a bit like peanut butter. Some days they wake up and prefer smooth and other days it’s crunchy. @sextedmyboss did I get that right?

[Robert Evans @rob_ev]

@lulumeservey You designed it for $0.10 but there’s a heck of a lot more to designing a car than a pretty picture.

[Robert Evans @rob_ev]

@LizWebsterSBF @MattChorley Doesn’t everyone have friends who just send occasional £5m every now and again?

[DB @TheDon2174]

@atrupar

[Robert Evans @rob_ev]

@sabotageomar @jagalskardigsss With no kids 😬

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

No one trolls like Iran trolls.
No one.

[Nature Vid @naturevid2]

Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached.

Let’s make sure it goes viral here.

[Robert Evans @rob_ev]

@itsstillkieran

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

*Must watch*
The Green Party's Hannah Spencer's maiden speech

(Also watch the end where Labour's Melanie Ward makes a friendly joke about her plumbing skills being useful in the Palace of Westminster)

"Four weeks ago today I was in college, a plumber learning how to plaster and today I'm in parliament as an MP"

"And being here is the honour of my life but I don't want being here to be unusual or exceptional"

"I truly believe that anyone doing a job like mine should get a seat on these benches"

"And where I'm from we're taught to look after each other, to look out for each other, to stick up for each other and to stick together"

"To see each other as humans"

"And I'm so proud of that humanity"

[Robert Evans @rob_ev]

@bubblesandbbly Love those 😍. What brand?

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

The pedophile führer's ICE Nazis just bought a warehouse in Social Circle, Georgia to turn into a Trump concentration camp. Not only did they pay an exorbitant price, but you're not going to believe who they bought it from. 😳👇

[Robert Evans @rob_ev]

@samueljenkinson I have just over 4 months of full time employment left until I start to wind down a bit 😳

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

Love this! Don’t know who to credit.

[🇬🇧 Scottie 🇹🇭 @ksc4273]

Boils my piss..."they stayed a little back, a little off the frontlines"

From a guy who dodged the Vietnam draft five times

Here's how many of my friends and colleagues who fucking never stayed a little off the frontlines you utter disrespectful bastard

🇬🇧 457

[Robert Evans @rob_ev]

@TrollFootball2 Did the referee stop the game at all?

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

And we all stopped talking about the uncle, the baby, and boat on LAKE MICHIGAN‼️‼️‼️

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

OK, WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣

[Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

True dat

[Robert Evans @rob_ev]

EV charging cables, why is one end male and the other female? Why weren’t they designed so that the cable you carry around is symmetrical? I choose the wrong end to plug into the car every time 😬
#ev #ElectricVehicles