Robert Hinton

Executive Director of the Upshur County Development Authority, Former Chairman of the West Virginia Broadband Enhancement Council

[Robert Hinton @rob_hinton4]

When you try to save money on admission by claiming your child that just turned 6 is only 5, it is important to not have that child at the admission window. He will sell you out real fast when he finds out he’s still being claimed as 5 and under. “I’m not 5….I’m 6!!

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My wife and I are learning some lessons on travel sports for a family of 6. Finding out the added bonus of taking the three siblings to watch their sister play in a tournament comes with adult admission of $30 for each parent and ……$20 per kid. 😳 $120….. #ridiculous

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@matthew77evans Until their credit cards get declined.

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More countertop area just results in more stuff dropped off on the space.

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That moment your third child is crying in the morning….”what’s wrong, why are you upset?” “the tooth fairy didn’t come and I don’t understand why she wouldn’t come when I lost my tooth….” Streaming tears..I look at my wife throw my hands in the air, tooth fairy has 1 job!!!

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Glad to see it finally getting noticed only 18 months after the rate hikes began….people don’t pay attention to the issues that matter until it’s too late. Inflation + Rising Interest Rates means you received a pay cut the last two years….. https://t.co/PcNv9yubn3

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The mind is younger than the body! Trying to train like I did 20 years ago at 43. The body can’t keep up with the mind. Welcome to reality.

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@matthew77evans The cooler on the right has high mineral content…..good for bone density and lower cholesterol….also played a part in creating generations of strong willed people not afraid to drink from a hose.

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Thank you @TJoesOfficial https://t.co/Obhd1bSyFn

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I’m done with self checkout, after work I want to buy groceries….not scan, wait for attendant to clear error code then bag it all up in a tiny work space. Bring back customer service. Someone open a grocery store chain that still bags groceries. Charge more. People will pay more

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The NFL is back…..which means east coast people find themselves staying up late on a weeknight, justifying a rationale for not going to bed. A rationale that didn’t exist for the past 7 months…..

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It started with a watch battery….apparently battery problems are contagious….

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We have arrived to a world where your daughter requests egg whites and you immediately consider the financial loss of discarding two yolks.

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Catching COVID and ManFlu simultaneously is nothing to joke about.

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@matthew77evans Meh

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Why does winter seem like a really long rainy spring?

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Every Browns fan right now…

“Playoff Bound Baby!!!!”

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https://t.co/TwR2FkhlzY

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Classic…lol

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@matthew77evans I’m pushing for this in Destin! 😂