Robby “Sick boy”

“Ursula Andress, the quintessential Bond girl”

[Robby “Sick boy” @rob_mulay]

Photo evidence that I peaked in 7th grade.

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

found a hat

[Kevin Sanji @kevsanji]

how middle aged white women act when someone else goes first at a stop sign

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I am starting a petition for the Democrats to let @iamcardib give the rebuttal to the SOTU. Sign it by retweeting this!

[Worthi 🦇 @Worthikids]

MORPHEUS

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

This old lady is a Savage......still eating ass and doing jumping jacks at 61.....

[🎬 @kingvader]

“HOOD COWBOY BEBOP” 💥

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

is mayonnaise a vegetable or color

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

I love this young woman but this is the dumb shit we say when we're 25.......give it two years when that monkey gets hot, sticky.and itchy........you'll be singing a different song.....

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

happy new years! 🥳

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

I should probably say that if I've ever written a joke on Twitter or performed one on stage that offended someone, that person should eat my dads ass. He's 71. Get your life together and focus on what matters. It's not jokes. Happy New Year!#HappyNewYear2019

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Dua Lipa has a new bodyguard brother,yo Calvin partying with your girl. HH

[TMG @thetmgshow]

steppin out

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

I just paid my taxes for 2018. Am I jumping up for joy? Fuck no! Am I proud however to live in a country where those tax dollars will support liberty, freedom, and the greatest democracy on earth? You bet! How about you Mr. President? Ya fuckin deadbeat ya!