Rob

software engineer

[Rob @rob_obr]

@nicochristie Hey Nico, would love to test this out!

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@CitiBikeNYC I’m loving the new docks and the commitment to an improved docking experience, but what happened to the key fob insert? #teamfob #bringbackthefob #citibikenyc

[ESPN Ithaca @ESPNIthaca]

.@IthacaLilRed XC standouts Dan Dracup (Columbia) & Lauren Trumble (Vermont) sign their NLI. #SectionIV @NYSPHSAA

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@quarterjapanese *drunk people who have never paid to have their own film developed* will take it and waste film

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Overheard elevator conversation roasting an intern: “He ends every zoom call with ‘eager to learn more!’ it’s just not a normal way to end a call.”

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@quarterjapanese Hahahahahaha

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Tweeted as I sit between two coworkers chewing an apple and slurping ramen at 90 decibels each

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4 years of working and I still don’t get why so many people eat food at their desks.

- you get crumbs in your keyboard and oil on your mouse
- the noise and smell can annoy your coworkers
- you are denying yourself the opportunity to sit outside or have a change of scenery

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Headed off to London - looking forward to testing my British accent out on some locals

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@quarterjapanese It gets complicated when you’re in New York and all minutes are the extra fast variety “New York minutes”, but in general:

New York minute < standard minute = New York microwave minute < standard microwave minute = New York plank minute < standard plank minute

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Continued

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The best speaker systems I have ever listened to

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@quarterjapanese Not sure if this is evil or neutral but it’s definitely chaotic

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@olivertannenba2 Still haven’t figured this one out. Throwback to when I told the family I get annoyed by loud chewing and then it became a joke for everyone to chew loudly in front of me

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@quarterjapanese where you at https://t.co/wBXAguZn0Q

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@quarterjapanese @fredagainagain1 I’m going lol

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@quarterjapanese I’ve only spent time in building common spaces for 3 reasons
- it was outdoors
- it had a pool table and we wanted to play pool
- the shared space could accommodate more guests than an individual unit could

Definitely not to mingle with other building residents lol

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@quarterjapanese Ad wise, maybe ikea could give curated furniture with labels+QR codes for an in-building showroom experience. Samsung could provide a TV with built in Samsung ads, Sony a modified PlayStation with trial versions of games, etc.

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@quarterjapanese Part of the problem is you can’t trust people to take care of nice items in a shared space like they would their own. I bet notes could be taken from hotel lobby decor. But in the end it comes down to the landlord to care for / invest in the space bc who else is going to

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@olivertannenba2 Perfect match for my plaid below the knee shorts