Edward Balusek

A ghost-type Pokemon trainer whose intramural softball skills have been described as, “perfectly adequate.”

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

Goat on the loose I-30W before exit 16A-Riverside Dr. @DFWscanner @cityoffortworth @fortworthpd

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

Some day I too will to create something this beautiful 🥹

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

trains. they’re worth the hype. 😤🔥

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

Is Hands Across America still a thing. Sounds like fun.

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

7 months and 9 days late, but I’ll make up for lost time on my own.

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

snack wrap 07.10.2025

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

Just tell us y’all don’t want us to fly any more. Y’all don’t have to do all this extra nonsense.

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

Under a new policy taking effect Wednesday, May 28, Southwest Airlines will be the first domestic carrier requiring passengers to have portable battery chargers visible while in use. https://t.co/moThyaeSH5

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

I’m not living a “perimeter cinnamon roll” kind of life.

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

@JesseBWatters doesn’t return his shopping carts at the grocery store.

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

I need some streaming service to make The Kevin Harlan Channel so I can listen to him call whatever game he’s doing at any time.

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

I just want the ability to buy liquor 7 days a week. Is it really asking for too much?

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

@RyanWaltersSupt Y’all should start with possessive nouns.

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

Hey @Athletics, y’all got any extra “sell the team” signs for us @dallascowboys fans?

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

There should be a comments section in Facebook Marketplace. Some of y’all need to be humbled.

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

A year ago I was able to witness THE single most anticipated sports moment of my life. It was something I dreamt of often, tried to manifest into the universe relentlessly, never gave up hope on no matter how bleak previous seasons were. Happy World Series anniversary @Rangers

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

Strange. It’s exactly what I expected when us fans learned about your fundamental misunderstanding of what “all-in” means. Kick rocks Jerry.

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

Sborz’s celebration > Buehler’s celebration

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

12 LOB
7 Walks
5 Unearned Runs
3 Errors
3 Disengagements
1 Catcher’s Interference

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

Judge looks like a cat with a glove trying to field fly balls.

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

One, two Freddie’s coming for you.

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

The new slogan for @Sling should be: We make television unwatchable. #WorldSeries2024

[Edward Balusek @rob_popular]

It’s wild @MLB and @Rangers still haven’t produced a World Series DVD. If only 25% of the 750K fans at the parade purchased a WS DVD at $35 each, there’s $6.5M to be made - $26.2M if they all bought one.