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Kid raiser, music lover, beer snob.

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Some folks call it doom scrolling. I call it group therapy.

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@hugetulip Not gonna lie, it was pretty great!

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@russellboydtx if Dolly is #1 and Dave Grohl #2, is Keanu Reeves the third best person in the world? 🤔

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Came back, remembered why I left...

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@hc1059 @EvilMopacATX Georgetown, maybe Sun City...

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@marie_snowden13 @Dr_L_Marvin @DogeLeyenda @GuntherEagleman Came here to say that. Tarrant already turned. 😂

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@pkjsryan @DogeLeyenda @GuntherEagleman Austin =/= Texas

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@CriTown @DogeLeyenda @GuntherEagleman California-lite?

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@yaboiwithmemes @DogeLeyenda @Vixputs1 @goldylox07 @GuntherEagleman Pflugerville?

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Should I tell him?

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@ToshCooey @liberalnotlefty @SandmanMGTOW It's true. The last time I hit a wall the bump on my head lasted at least a week!

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@ivy_wylder @WriterJenLavoie @caelyncobb @rebexxxxa @TaylorLorenz I understand you being numb to it, but just know that the many of us still think it sucks. Your content is your content. Fuck those people using it without your consent.

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@AclSpeculation Boooooo

[Master Pancake @MasterPancake]

Perfect dessert with some Boba Fettucini.

[Master Pancake @MasterPancake]

WEEK 162 LIVESTREAMS: ALL STREAMS, ALL WEEK, ALL FREE, ALL TIMES CDT: https://t.co/prD5M9ZWE7
WED 7pm - THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER
THU 9pm - 911 LONESTAR S4 E13 "OPEN"
FRI 8pm - THE EVIL DEAD (1981) (PREMIERE)
SAT 6:30p - STAR TREK: TNG, TRIPLE FEATURE: THE GAME: JUSTICE: THE LOSS

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@F1shDER0d @VidaIsTired @Backsassquatch @RightWingCope Unless you ask nicely...

[Anna @Anna_Snackz]

what can’t he do

[Christopher Wilson @wolverinewilson]

@CallRadiant @iamjohnoliver @LastWeekTonight I have no notes.

I’d love it to be Casablanca
Flush it again, Sam. We’ll always have Draino. Of all the toilets in all the bathrooms in all the world, she clogs up mine.

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@LEEKYP0OH @supertrucker @historyinmemes That's only for bears.

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@BettyShmem @rava That actually looks interesting. I'd ask about that and want to know more. I can't imagine commenting one way or the other on anyone's sticks. 🤷

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@thesarahkelly The hubs didn't get a job because he couldn't get a copy of his high school records. He'd been in his field for years, worked on major projects, and had great references. His school closed years ago, but he had his college info. Not good enough.

I told him he dodged a bullet.