Robb Vasquez™

Father, husband, drummer, golfer and Allstate Sales Agent.

[Qondi @QondiNtini]

Keyser Söze got us real good

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

DNC merch man, who already had them 'IM RIDING WIT BIDEN' shirts printed up for the convention.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

I knew Katie Britt sounded familiar…just needed the internet to add the Sarah McLachlan song from the ASPCA commercial over her 🤣💀…@JustVent6 🎯

[BostonNooga @BostonNooga]

THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP CODY FROM FINISHING HIS STORY!

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Everyone should share this.

[CabbageBatch @Batchers]

H/t to @maklelan for inspiring this

[Conservative Self-Owns @ConSelfOwns]

Possibly the most brutal “this you?” of all time

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

who did this

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

“Never Surrender” at the Trump rally in Iowa.

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

Talked to an anti-abortion protester about how God was not very pro-life in the Bible.

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

When you get laid off at the Wonka factory.

[Billie @Billieiswriting]

A Bible wrapped around a Baseball bat is a near-perfect metaphor for so much that is wrong with Evangelicalism.

[Dan McClellan @maklelan]

Suggesting that a building being spared by a wildfire––but not the lives of over 100 people––is some kind of divinely orchestrated miracle is bafflingly callous, misguided & stupid.

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

How they did Michael Oher

[Robb Vasquez™ @robb281]

@OTerrifying So this proves Kanye was a GayFish? #SouthPark

[The New Evangelicals @newvangelicals]

Evangelicals in 2016: God please use trump to expose the corruption in Washington

God: ok

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Yup, And you gone hate his ass by the end of it too. Probably nice in real life too. Adopting animals, making his own honey n shit.