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Right nice lad me.

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Ever wonder how much money you’d actually have if you weren’t a fucking idiot?

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Only in France can you walk into a shop for croissants at 8am and the only ones left are reserved.

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@J03_LY0N I hope there’s a video where her dog pranks her and chews her bloody nose off.

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Never once seen someone out running who looks to be enjoying it

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Love pulling out in front of people and waving to say thanks as if they let me 👋🏼🙋🏻‍♂️ thanks pal

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I feel like tescos put effort in to make that sandwich as dry as a fucking bone

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Builders came to fix the roof with no ladder. What floor did they expect the roof to be on?

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My mate Sean said there’s a famous fruit market in Hull. Don’t @ me

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@seanritchiee He’s been paid back on full today 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

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I needed a tenner yesterday and asked my sister to lend me and she was In the same boat so she sent me a tenner from her kids account.
I borrowed money from a baby.

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Ps. It’s called a fuckin indicator

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Dear BMW drivers,
The reason people drive slower with you behind them in the dark is because of your distinctive bmw lights... they think you’re a police car.
Thank you and fuk off x

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Smells like a summer night and that makes me happy

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Overlooking the fact there was a Transvestite in a mini skirt smoking a cigarette outside my gym this morning at 6am. Casual.

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Associating booze with sun is my problem

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@seanritchiee @PrettyRicc Definitely has with you @seanritchiee 😂😂😂

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Wish I was there when Joe told some guy to get on his level or fuck off.
That’s a life quote right there.

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Just don’t read back on old messages. Terrible idea.

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👍🏼

How sarcastic is that emoji.

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Unpopular opinion but people who flex their Rolex probably couldn’t afford it in the first place