Robin!

this is a joke

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love when people say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Having a cat is fun because it's like a little mountain goat in your house. Oh, hello you're on the fridge.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

I love when a cat wakes up from a nap and their whole body looks like bed head.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I tell my cat "I know" whenever he meows but I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea

[TransgenDeer⚢🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

sucking dick and cock, and i was like “oh my god” … and you did it at my birthday dinner

[emmy award winner @emxlymargaret]

another mother's day where my cats didn't get me SHIT

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about them again like a sleeper agent

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

How do I change my organ donor status to “for women only”

[sydnee 🌱 @ginasfsydnee]

i love having a cat like i just have this creature living in my home and we don't speak the same language but we love each other and hold hands while we nap

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Does my cat know she’s adorable or does she think her lil meow squeaks are super serious business

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

that was a teachable moment but i have a learning disability

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

wow babe ur rlly good at twitter

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Scientist: Their legs are longs, lets call them "Long Legs"
Freaky ass fucking scientist: I actually have a better idea.

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

don’t be like that your honor

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Me desperately searching through outlook emails to prove whose fault it was

[tea ☕️ @realteaemoji]

men should be banned from sneezing in public until they can learn to behave themselves when they do it

[Robin! @robbiejoeee]

im so thankful for my boyfriends family

[how's annie? @coolfunghost]

wrong! nutty putty cave incident!

[tiramisudestroyer @blueslimeeat3r]

i love talkative cats like yeah meow meow u r so real