Robbi

I was born in Glasgow but now I live in France. I'm in a band, I teach English, I cook stuff & I make beer. Geek. Smark. Celtic fan. Political dilettante.

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Now that Threads is finally available in France I’m leaving this hell-scape of a site and switching over to a slightly less racist hell-scape of a site. See y’all on the other side

https://t.co/IwrY5ryduB

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Don’t worry, they’ll be back as THE Girondins de Bordeaux in no time and everyone will pretend it’s the same team but we’ll know.

[Andrés Onrubia Ramos @AndiOnrubia]

Oficial: el Girondins de Bordeaux ha muerto definitivamente.

El Tribunal Administrativo ha rechazado el recurso interpuesto por el club para mantenerse en cuarta división y ratifica la sanción de expulsarle de todas las competiciones nacionales.

El club desciende a sexta división francesa (Regional 1) y el riesgo de que se declare en quiebra es real. Estas son las consecuencias de la nefasta gestión de Gerard Lopez.

Triste noticia, aunque era un secreto a voces.

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Everybody quiet down. The authors of the Armenian genocide have some hot takes on ocupation-era France...

[s @uncusmedialis]

Koskoca Fransız ordusu tankı tüfeği bırakıp 6 haftada teslim oldu, gelmiş, kapısına dayanan Alman askerine “Hayır”dese kafasına kurşunu yiyecek olan kadına ahlak dersi veriyor. Hayatta kalmak için başka çaresi olmayan kadından John Wick performansı bekleyen bu kahramancıklar silahlı Alman görünce botlarını yalayacak raddeye geliyordu oysaki. Askerlik tarihinin en trajikomik ezikliği herhalde budur

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Celtic signing player and winning a Champions League qualifier…

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

The Scottish champions take on the Austrian champions for a place in the Champions League where the winner will get the chance to play at least 3 English, Italian, Spanish and German teams who are not champions as well as 2 French teams who haven’t won shit.

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Back from a hard day of microwaving wee balls and freezing other wee balls at Hampden for some reason. Knackered.

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Hassan, you might be the most efficient player over the first 3 metres in the top 5 leagues in Europe but you’ve never had to contend with Make-a-wish midfielder Luke McCowan’s passing.

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

The physicality the Cameron Carter Vickers brings to this team is unreal. An absolute unit.

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Michael Stewart doesn’t half talk some pish doesn’t he?

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Tounetki’s had a decent game so far but he needs to stop looking at the ref when he thinks he’s been fouled. The ball’s still in play.

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Lachlan Rose cutting about the pitch like Mr Burns has just told him to shave his sideburns.

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Played about 60 minutes cumulatively under O’Neill and that’s 60 minutes too many. “Casualty”.

[Sacha Tavolieri @sachatavolieri]

🇨🇩 EXCL - Michel-Ange Balikwisha set to leave Celtic Glasgow!

☘️ The Congolese player is a casualty of Martin O'Neill's tactical approach.

🔄 AC Monza, FC Basel and SV 07 Elversberg have scouted Balikwisha, but the race for his signature remains wide open.

👀 One to watch. #mercato #RDC

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Aegon Targaryen CSC 🍀

[westerosies @westerosies]

Tom Glynn-Carney via Instagram:

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Inside you are two wolves. One is a scumbag. The other is a scumbag. You are a scumbag.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Josh Homme took Dave Grohl to Bass Pro Shops

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Big fish in the Scottish music scene using highly paid New York and London lawyers to make grooming accusations disappear should be a bigger story than it is.

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Added salt to scrambled eggs initiating cooking and making them rubbery and then added them to a hot pan. Criminal behaviour, 0/10. Do better.

[can i be loved genuinely @day6core]

i haven’t been able to stop thinking abt the caption on this video all day. turns out toast is kinda chic

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

The story; a guy showed up in his socks and was shit.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthleticFC: World Cup star Michael Olise joined a pick-up match in New York City wearing just socks on his feet. It gave a group of amateur players a story they will retell to their friends for years to come. https://t.co/3feS8A5Nxw

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

How Ally McCoist's "cheeky chappy" act still has people down south fooled is a mystery. I assume there's some sort of magic element to it. Maybe his son runs people over to power him or something?

[Ryan @RyanMKIV]

TalkSPORT is so outdated and needs a complete refresh. The likes of Gabby Agbonlahor, Jamie O’Hara, Shebahn Ahearne, Jason Cundy, Andy Goldstein and the others who are only interested in rage baiting are completely outdated and need to be replaced.

People like Ally McCoist, Simon Jordan, Darragh McAnthony, Darren Bent, Rory Jennings, Max Scott, Olly Clink etc although they too have their faults are the kind of presenters and pundits who try to be as balanced as possible and will only give you their honest opinion whether you like it or not.

The clowns I mentioned first couldn’t care less about honesty or balance, they just want to piss people off because they’re so fucking dumb.

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Helaena Targaryen #hotd

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

Day 3 of shouting “first of all glory to god!” at my wife as soon as she wakes up.

[Robbi @robbikillsbeats]

This is disgusting but let’s not let him off the hook for having one syllable too many in his song.

[G.T @gingerrtom]

'keep politics out of football' until it involves blowing up muslim children.