Monkey RobbL

"RobbL's just zis guy, ya know?"

[Monkey RobbL @robbl]

"Chuckle-cud" - The human ability to laugh again at a joke or funny circumstance, when thinking about it later.

[Monkey RobbL @robbl]

I don't want to EAT a rich person, I just want to dig through his couch cushions.

[Camper Van Beethoven @CamperBeethoven]

In case anyone is keeping score. @CamperBeethoven Key Lime Pie album was released 30 years ago today.

[Monkey RobbL @robbl]

@MojaveFoneBooth It's a place you really see the history-ignorant totalitarian impulse in all its stupid glory. A bunch of little Pol Pots wanting to re-educate the population into Utopia.

[Monkey RobbL @robbl]

I loathe civil religion, so you can imagine my mixed feelings.Can we just move ALL statues to a "Museum of Misplaced Loyalty and Affection"?

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Worst bachelor party ever

[Conor Friedersdorf @conor64]

There seems to be more energy behind the anti-Pepsi and anti-United Airlines movements than the anti-war movement at the moment.

[jameslileks.substack.com @Lileks]

The modern world: when my router is rebooted the computers desperately try to connect to the neighbor’s unsecured thermostat

[jameslileks.substack.com @Lileks]

I used to mistake incompetence for malice, but eventually learned that something can be both.

[Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real]

If the strength of your democracy depends on the public blessing of an unserious clown like Trump, you really need an asteroid apocalypse.

[jameslileks.substack.com @Lileks]

Sometimes I think interior designers are just pranking clients who don't get the references

[Monkey RobbL @robbl]

Mark Cuban is starting to look like Lux Interior - but not in a good way.

[Monkey RobbL @robbl]

If you close at 10:00pm, you are not permitted to use "Roadhouse" in the name of your establishment. #BigFurryHat

[Monkey RobbL @robbl]

Testing simul-posting to Twitter. (As if I ever tweet anything.) https://t.co/2Q9z502j8w

[Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real]

The GOP should hold a sit-in on the House floor to stop the Democrats' sit-in.

Then, when they're all in one place, that's when I impact.

[Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real]

Dear GOP: You've got quite a mess on your hands. Fortunately, my entrance strategy is also your exit strategy.

[Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion]

Just bit my cheek. Super hard. I guess now I know what my tongue will be doing for the next three days.

[Monkey RobbL @robbl]

@MojaveFoneBooth Helen, Willie, and Donnie FTW

[Monkey RobbL @robbl]

@MojaveFoneBooth Also: I felt just as much sympathetic embarrassment watching that video.

[Monkey RobbL @robbl]

@MojaveFoneBooth They can dance, if they want to.