"I was dining in a pizza establishment when a young lady with a severe gluten intolerance went into anaphylactic shock. When I rushed over to help she was in a pool of sweat, something I am unfamiliar with, causing me to slip and fall over, at which point my trousers fell down."
diogo dalot is one of those footballers when you watch a small clip of him you will think he’s terrible but when you watch him for a full 90, you’re absolutely right
🚨REMINDER🚨
The UK mobile phone emergency alert will be tested again. It is set to take place at 3pm on all UK phone devices TODAY.
It will be a 10 second clip on your phone, with a vibrate and a message which will begin like this:
Liam is a United fan & season ticket holder. He’s also a journalist.
He’s written this article to highlight the £66 price hike, & our fears of future policy changes. Which are likely to impact all of us.
Please read & retweet.
Something mega chutzpah about @Nigel_Farage billing himself as “farmer v Starmer” given so many of their current problems are caused by his big achievement namely Brexit
Seeing all the horror stories this morning in regards to Ticketmaster, price increase is an absolute joke. Can’t preach about touts and do the same! In demand tickets ??? All of them are in demand tickets you robbing bastards
£31 a month this costs. Thirty one Great British English pounds.
This is what your money gets you. Watching a complete imbecile.
Bellingham isn’t world class but Saka, who just so happens to play for his old club, is.
Not total bias whatsoever is it?