Rob

[Rob @robbsnow]

@SqSehrish Each of the 11 sons can call the one girl their sister… then you have to include the 2 parents as well

[Rob @robbsnow]

@SqSehrish 14

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[Rob @robbsnow]

@henhousebetting @VintageOilers If they won this year, maybe they would have! Too bad they lost and came in second place which is worse than first place 🥇… better luck next year!

[Rob @robbsnow]

@chxnluh Amazing

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Nietzsche talks about this

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

“Babe, please keep it light at Thanksgiving.”

“Of course. Just gonna chill.”

Me after 3 drinks:

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Life's often a matter of refence frames

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

These guys are called Crabsmack and they only play covers of famous songs, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating Crab/crablegs.

[Rob @robbsnow]

@NHLBruins @CMcAvoy44 @pastrnak96 Captain Zadorov

[Rob @robbsnow]

#boston

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

Alexa: Who is the President of the United States

[Rob @robbsnow]

@spittinchiclets B’s shoulda told swayman to take a hike and went after Crosby or Brady with a trade

[10xDank @0xSoDank]

Bros will go to some god forsaken jungle with scorching heat and 99+ percentage humidity and spend hours unconsciously vomiting while the natives wipe their mouths with dirty ass hands and then go like “yea taking ayahuasca was such a spiritual journey”

[NATE @NATERERUN]

Now why would he ask that little boy that 😭

[Rob @robbsnow]

@EM_RESUS Perfect collimation 😆

[Rob @robbsnow]

@EM_RESUS Massive pneumothorax