@Codie_Sanchez A 1/1000th scale fully operating Hadron Collider for use by children in the school classroom or on the kitchen table. We've run it successfully with marbles, but need Hadron's in order to prove the concept. For $1m in target gift cards I'll give you 90% of the company.
@GiuliaBould@teenytinysuz "David, as we get closer to the end of the year its getting chillier in the mornings. Any interest in bringing Icardi to the club?" (he'll never see that one coming)
@CalumGahan What about the NTL tv money? That was where it started. Millions for everyone except us..... I think that's where the fax machine story started.
@rowleydan@r4chaelc1878 Err, Harry Kane has been shot through the foot twice. Diaz was blocked with a tazer in the first half. But the decent players are definitely trying to play
@WallStreetApes Maybe a squad of government agents can get my kids out the door on time or ensure that they have their shinguards before they leave for the park? Now THAT's surveillance i can get behind.
@Channel4News Interesting that Wigan Council didn't take them up. They've got some pretty horrific violations of local citizen's rights going on themselves with the Astley Warehouse development, what's one more?