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[robin🪐 @robbyVEVO]

the world if twilight was about bella and alice falling in love instead

[Stop! That! Train! @stawpthattrain]

A note from Director Adam Shankman.

[witty, irreverent, about nothing @makakiavelli2]

as a ~2020 essential worker~ the way ppl talk about this “quarantine” has always cracked me up. y'all were not held captive, you were at my job harassing me!

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[police sketch artist interrupts me] large naturals?

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

every time i see Juna Milken in the Comeback im reminded that i am kind as well. i have kindness in my heart. and i should never let anyone try to take it away from me because life is meant to be enjoyed and smiled through.

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Lmao

[Briar Blush @BriarBlush]

They actually offered me the crown before Myki. I told them it wouldn’t be fair and to crown her first cause I felt bad.

[Nolan Nolan @sprwts]

I was a fat 16 year old gay boy listening to Fiona Apple and Tori Amos like "it's so hard being a woman 😭😭"

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

[feeling like i have more in common with the dirt beneath my shoes than with the people around me] haha no big plans for me this weekend. what about you

[tinman @mavi4mayor]

it’s deadass like cranes in the sky

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Some days I play so much sudoku that when I close my eyes to sleep I see a sudoku grid

[kelly erin @kelly_erin_]

Reblogging Jenny Holzer truisms on tumblr was a high like no other

[🖤 @chrisisclueless]

This is what homosexuals should be doing, instead they’re wearing basketball shorts with no underwear and being stinky on purpose 🤢

[audrey @phlegmme]

Kate Bush: Ladies, this is the worst murder this town’s seen yet. I need my best detectives on the case

PJ Harvey: Maybe the killer was a lover scorned, with his bloody hands all ragged and torn

Tori Amos: Or HER hands 🙄

Bjork: Shh… I think i hear a fjootstep 😳

[Patrycja Gotycja @Siouxsie2137]

White population in Los Angeles, Calidornia:
1000: 0%
1200: 0%
1400: 0%
1492: 0%

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

You should be able to leave work if you just realized you need to die

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Dear hiring manager, I’m tame. I’m docile. And I love companies

[Grace @gracecamille_]

did my taxes today. Just kinda said fuck it and hit submit

[Lee Pace should be Batman. @WayneG1939]

Christian Bale 5 years before getting cast in Batman Begins.

[william/al @fazvodka]

valentine’s day was just a normal day to me. that’s how full of love i am. just a glimpse into my loving mind.