Rob Alexander

As an American I want to apologize to the rest of the world.

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

Trying to speak with someone on your customer service line @Hertz is a complete nightmare. So disappointing.

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

@netflix what the heck is wrong with your app on Apple TV. It’s only Netflix.

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

@NFLFantasy Should I start Mike Evans or Jakobi Meyers in flex?

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

@NFLFantasy Jakobi this week vs Jets or Mike Evans vs Ravens?

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

@iamjohnoliver @JohnCena @LastWeekTonight #johnoliver looks amazing. . . For 58

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

#hbomax get you #appletv app working. This sucks @hbomax over and over and over and over again

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

@billieeilish two 8 year old girls are going to your show tonight. Shout out to Abby and Quinn. Wayyyy past their bedtimes 🤣

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

@RealCandaceO Freedom works both ways.

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

@FrankFigliuzzi1 I'm sure they'll give him a fish kit. Free crappy toothbrush, comb, toothpaste, and crappy razor.

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

@IngrahamAngle He could be debating a potato and still sound like a toddler.

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

New member of the household #sulcatatortoise #familymember #familyofpets #backyardinosaur

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

@TheRickWilson Space force 1 ready for launch

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

@lindzsIay I think you just publicly requested dick picks from morons with this tweet.

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

Best place to find spooky stuff for Halloween The owner knows his stuff. Ask him about anything, he'll have a solution for creepy things.

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

Been on these boats 3 times quite a few years back. They run a tip top operation safety is a primary concern. I always think I really need to book a multi day dive trip. Can’t wait to get back out in the water with this crew.

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

Can’t I just use google maps? @FordTrucks #fordmotors #fordnavigation #imnot100yearsold

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

@RepDougCollins thanks for your opening statements.

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

@realDonaldTrump the US has been the largest global energy producer since 2014, about halfway through President Barack Obama's second term.
#thanksobama

[Rob Alexander @robbybad]

@MattOswaltVA

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Trump: "Hey John, can you come in here a sec? Shut the door."

Bolton: "What can I do for you, Mr. President?"

Trump: "John, I mustache you for your resignation."

Bolton: