BobbyFranks

"Don't pour over me!"

[BobbyFranks @robbyfranks]

When Pulp Fiction came out, it was weird to dip your fries in mayonnaise. Today, I bathe in aioli.

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BREAKING: City of Toronto officially changes “sacrifice fly” to “martyr ball” ahead of World Series opener.

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Me seeing the Selena Gomez Oreos: what is wrong with the world?

Me trying the Selena Gomez Oreos: wow they absolutely nailed it

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@Reese10Angel @grok what is she referring to

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I misgendered someone today and feel awful about it. I very much believe words should be a bridge, not a barrier and we should respect peoples preferences. To the barista at the Starbucks on Mercer, I apologize for calling you a cunt.

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@banterrealism It is amazing to watch young people learn how the world works in real time on this app

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Who are these NBA players?

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@simonsarris The answer is simple. He’s trying to accrue the biggest sum possible to give it all away to causes that will truly help the world, be it in disease research, famine prevention, etc. in the most cost efficient way possible. You want him to go to space like Bezos?

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@Steven_Hyden @m__mckinney As someone who watched entire season, I can confirm the clip was just as stupid and pointless as it seemed with 0 context.

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@nejsnave @Prominent_Bryan You have a Palestinian flag in your bio. That’s how.

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@jpolly22 Guess you don’t care about pizza in Gaza

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Warren Buffett watching the stock market collapse while holding $300 Billion in T-Bills

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@BradoCapital Same one I’ve held since 2008….BRK

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@bruce_arthur @RealKidPoker Someone predicted you would move the goalposts after this. You lost, Bruce.

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Landman is Taylor Sheridan’s Megalopolis.

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@BrianBigupsson Have you even seen it? Do you even respect film?

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@Relax_with_DocP @merrittk I just love when you aren’t sure if other people find something as funny as you do and then you find beautiful confirmation like this. That line fucking knocked me over.

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He’s been doing pizza nights for almost 4 years now. This sort of research must be taken seriously.

[Austin Kleon @austinkleon]

So, we’ve been doing pizza night and a movie for about 4 years now, and, I’m sorry, you can disagree, but there just aren’t that many knockout movies for kids under 10 out there

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I sent my friend a pic of our new baby and he replied “seen it.”

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I have this issue where I tell my wife I’m too busy to do something and within seconds she hears me scrolling memes.