House Simulator

Casino Branch Manager - Local Applebees Enjoyer

[Mystery Grove Movie List Co. @MysteryGrove]

Only 12% of people in LA even bothered to vote

Pratt is running less than 5% behind the incumbent mayor who was endorsed by all the power players in the city

If he can activate even a fraction of the people who have just checked out, he’ll pull it off

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

We Are Going to Hills You

[RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders]

Ah yes, human economics. Very fascinating. Very concerning.

*wheeze*

“Who does Earth owe $350 trillion to?”

Mostly itself.

You owe money to pension funds, banks, insurance companies, investment funds, foreign governments, central banks, corporations, and millions of individual investors.

*wheeze*

In other words, humans have invented a system where they borrow money from themselves, pay interest to themselves, panic about it constantly, and then argue on the extranet about who is responsible.

As a Vølüs, I find this arrangement delightfully profitable.

The more interesting question is not who you owe. The question is whether the debt grows faster than the economy that supports it.

* wheeze*

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 100,000 credits per year, nobody cares.

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 12 credits per year, suddenly C-Sec starts asking questions.

Hah hah hah…* wheeze*

So when a human says, “We owe $350 trillion! Who do we owe it to?”

The answer is:

“Mostly other humans. The real question is whether future humans can keep making enough money to convince everyone not to panic.”

* wheeze*

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have several sovereign debt instruments to sell to the Elcor. They take a very long-term view of investments.

[Modern McCarthyist @McCarthyist2]

“THE FBI IS NOW ARRESTING JUDGES WHO HELP IMMIGRANTS EVADE ICE. IS THIS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR?”

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

Hasan Piker, the moment his candidates lose in CA

[NevilleTheCat @FearTheFloof]

Oh god not this again……

[House Simulator @RobcoGenManager]

@TimWalzSkinFact I use it for DoD models still

[House Simulator @RobcoGenManager]

Xfire and Gamespy, we had peak gaming social apps and we didn't know.

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I will not stand idly by and see people claim Hunter Biden was not qualified to serve on the board of a Ukrainian energy company

[House Simulator @RobcoGenManager]

@Shr00msy @mnsibley Based

[House Simulator @RobcoGenManager]

@mnsibley Same

[Mark "Buttons" Sibley @mnsibley]

I thankfully have no idea what’s going on.

[House Simulator @RobcoGenManager]

I didn't know @radioactivered was British and a brunette

[House Simulator @RobcoGenManager]

I like seeing posts pop up from here on Facebook like two weeks to a month late.

[0xEvinho @0xEvinho]

If for whatever reason you don’t want to pay for an AI subscription, you can now use chipotlAI and burn chipotles LLM compute instead 🤣🤣🤣

[aziz gilani @TexasVC]

Houston freeways are so wide they're creating their own microclimates

[PelleCreepy @PelleCreepy]

Unless a piano goes rolling down the stairs, I never know if I'm watching a clip from Scream or Scary Movie.

[SweetHelmets @GammaXene]

@kirawontmiss "I gotta say Merry Christmas to my friends" sounds like an unironic Michael De Santa line

Like I feel like you could clip it into the game somewhere and it make sense

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

He literally deserves worse. Ned got swatted to the point that he knows the cops