rob

[Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey]

Burn FIFA to the ground.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[rob @robcowan_]

@NBA_NewYork Unleash

[zach @zach_shaw_]

you are either with the knicks or you are with the terrorists

[rob @robcowan_]

@JLEdwardsIII Where’s the tech on Wemby

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

That last foul against KAT is exactly why some people still think this sport is rigged

[rob @robcowan_]

@yc woaaaah let’s not lump the jets or Mets into this

[Iggmeister @iggidigit]

In Williamsburg if you don't wear Salomons they take you to the back of Joe's Pizza and shoot you in the head

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Sabrina Carpenter I hope you enjoyed your brief time in the sun.

A real demon is back.

[EMILY SUNDBERG @Emily_Sundberg]

Pinegrove was my geese

[Ross Douthat @DouthatNYT]

For the would-be Great Man of History, the final boss is always the pope.

[NYJ Matt @NYJ_Matt]

Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini in their “we are just friends” sub plot

[Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice]

Very funny how people endlessly theorize over the popularity of Geese, a band whose appeal is so mind-numbingly obvious that every time a music writer over 30 tries to "explain" them it comes across as a humiliation ritual

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

"400 years ago it never would've occurred to anybody to be introspective" we gotta open the schools

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Listening to my close personal friends Amanda Dobbins and Sean Fennessey make their final Oscar predictions

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

Between this and the profoundly stupid Chalamet story, we've reached a crisis point in punishing famous people for saying anything remotely interesting in public.

[David French @DavidAFrench]

Horrible. This is a remarkably irresponsible statement. It is vile to cast such remarkably negative aspersions on a dead man in the absence of evidence. Lawful concealed carry (police have said he had a carry permit) is not evidence of a desire to commit mass murder.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

After gaslighting everyone about the incident, seeing the bad polling, and discovering they’d failed, the administration’s next genius move was to leak a nondescript injury—one week after the fact—possibly as mild as a bruise, and then get all of Online MAGA to post, “Seee?!”