Rob Cromwell

Joke. Writer. Also joke writer.

BBC Writers Room Drama Voices 2023

I write comedy, I write drama. Same words, different order.

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Dear internet, I think I may have peaked. I'm off for a lie down. @bjork

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@Adam84501837 @MightyLeeds64 I just don't think Derby fans have any room to talk about cheating seeing as when Derby were actively cheating your fans were celebrating the fact.'Mel Morris has the EFL on strings' etc. Your lot, Leicester, Villa should all have been in League One long ago.

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@Adam84501837 @MightyLeeds64 Cheating financially gives you massive advantages on the pitch because you're fielding players you can't afford within the rules. That's what.

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@Adam84501837 The season you're talking about where Leeds 'cheated' , Derby cheated far, far more and as a result Leeds were not in the play off final. They were not suitably punished for a far more serious breach of the rules (including 3.4)

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@Zeshankenzo Celtic have won 20 of the last 26 titles, don't be pricks by running on to the pitch to celebrate number 20 like it's some fucking miracle.

The pitch belongs to the players. Every one of the invaders is lucky they didn't get decked.

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I might be going mad, but have they nominated a lad who's managed 15 games for EPL manager of the season? Is that what they've done?

[Premier League @premierleague]

🐝 Andrews
🔴 Arteta
👹 Carrick
🔵 Guardiola
🍒 Iraola
🐈‍⬛ Le Bris

Get voting for your @barclaysfooty Manager of the Season 👇

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@SpursArmyTweets @Madders10 If you're going to do refereeing errors impacting Spurs games shouldn't you include Mondays failure to send off Richarlison for a swinging elbow and Palinha for a two footed stamp, and not booking Tel for dangerous play and Van de Ven for deliberate handball?

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@BBCMOTD Now do Richarlison's elbow, your opinion on whether DCL really was offside, Van De Ven not getting booked for deliberate handball and Palinha's two footed stamp...what do you make of VAR on those issues James?

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Watching Spurs vs Leeds, can anyone tell me when the second half of extra time is kicking off? It's still 15 minutes each way, right?

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@CFCJnR I hope he enjoys his Champions League football next season...oh that's right, he can't because Leeds took 4 points off Chelsea in the league. What a shame.

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@chris_bill @SpursInsider2 Leeds have conceded a total of 3 goals in our last 6 league games, but we're going to concede 3 against a Spurs side who've scored 8 goals in their last 10 games?

Alright then...

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@TonyIncenzo 1. Leeds
2. Leeds
3. Watford
4. None
5. Leeds

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@danfisherrrr @WitlessWolrab @anthonylockton @FA @premierleague So they didn't do it against Chelsea, good to know.

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@AS11DUK @AwayDaysFB We've taken 4 points off you this season, if we're poor you must be skint.

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Imagine starting a knock out match with a squad that cost £600m more than your opponents, with the 11 most expensive players who took to the pitch, and going on to dive constantly and time waste for the whole second half.

Chelsea are fucking disgusting.

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This might be the worst decision of the season, and that's really saying something.

[Terry ▶️ @TFinnAgain]

VAR CHECK:

“No it’s not a penalty for handball because the West Ham player was putting the Everton player into a full Nelson grappling hold, play on”

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@Buttonmonkey1 Spurs will be down before be spank you x

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Public Service Announcement:

For all Spurs and West Ham fans counting on getting 3 points against Leeds, this is our away record for the last 5 months.

Shall we have a comparative look at your home records?

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@ConnorMOT92 Are they genuinely suggesting that WBA were 33% as bad as Leicester? I don't buy that for a second.

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@JosephGM_ @sashedelic It would be out of character for him to rest any in the league. If there's an injury doubt then he'll be more cautious than usual, but if you're expecting anything resembling a second string I'd be very surprised.

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@JosephGM_ @sashedelic Who says there'll be a much changed team?