Rob Stanley

Award winning actor.

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So why do I like them so much?

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To anyone outside the UK you probably won’t get or understand this. I love but don’t understand foam shrimps and bananas. They come in the same bag. The bananas taste like bananas. The shrimps have no recognisable taste apart from incredibly sweet.

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Serious question. Are there actually any recipes that combine shrimp and bananas?

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How does it work? if you are a parent buying these to introduce your child to a taste sensation what are they going to think when they actually taste shrimp/prawns for the first time?

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Does anyone else find the new Lynx lower body ads kinda creepy?

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Revisiting Tomb Raider Legend. Forgotten what an amazing game this is!

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Ouch! Welcome to the world of tendinitis.

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@TheFigen_ If they’re just pretending to be a group it would obviously be a sham clowder.

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@mrgdavies @HarperCollinsUK @fictionpubteam @LancsLibraries and yet the mongoose still scratches incessantly.

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Simply curious based on previous precedents. Moscow 1980 with a number of western countries choosing to boycott, followed by L A 1984 with a tit for tat response from the east.

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Serious question. If Trump continues to alienate and antagonise more and more countries could anyone see the LA Olympics 2028 and the FIFA World Cup 2026 being boycotted by the rest of the world?

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@RonFilipkowski Serious question. If Trump continues to alienate and antagonise more and more countries could anyone see the LA Olympics 2028 and the FIFA World Cup 2026 being boycotted by the rest of the world?

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Watching Top of the Pops on BBC4 with Leo Sayer at No 1 and remembering with affection my first comedy rewrite of the lyrics.
“When I need you, right in the goolies, it hurt you.”
Well I thought it was funny and I still have to sing it to this day.😇

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Do moody looking celebs doing inane things make you want to buy perfume / aftershaves? Does anyone think if I have a squirt I’ll look or smell like a Hollywooder? Really confused by these annual Christmas adverts.

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Watching Rob Zombies version of Halloween and beginning to think we should have named our cat Michael Myers.

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@luxfilmfest Have a great one! X

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@wat_thee_deuce_ You were at the beginning of your journey when you learned your times tables. You levelled up when you got your log book. (Presumably back in the day they thought log books were the future. Has anyone ever found a use for them?)

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Seeing that #SlumlordWilly is trending. Surprised that no one has gone with #SlumlordWillyTheHeir

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Nooooooooo!!!!!!! Accidentally updated the Twitter app today and now have X. 12 months of care, cultivation and protection of the little blue bird goes to waste. Anyone know if I can downgrade the app to get it back?