Rob

my son is also named bort

[Tez 🇺🇸 @Tez_720]

@TMZ This woman is a whore and doesn’t like the shame that comes with the label.

Lock her up for false allegations.

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

women can never be held accountable for their actions. from murdering 3 children in cold blood to ketamine gangbangs. they are just helpless innocent babes in the woods, perpetual victims of the universe. the only crime they can truly commit is being attractive in a sports ad

[0.005 Seconds (3/694) @seconds_0]

Everybody "neurodivergent" until a real stone cold autist pulls up

[Sick of it….🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

1200 men illegally invaded the country in the last 24 hours and the only arrest made was for the one man who tried to stop it

[🪄zog @bombingcampaign]

bought tinder gold just to see 46 of the fattest insulin-dependent fattest fucking whores that liked me

[ؘ @jvmraro]

sangrar uma vez no mês acho mínimo pelo tanto que mentem

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

October next week and it’s still shorts and t-shirt weather in England

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

ed miliband I’d like a fruity vegan flapjack please

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

can’t judge. i’ve shown up to work in similar conditions

[Crook-See @Crookseeee]

Early in the new year I reckon

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

I would have survived 9/11 because the chance of me being at my desk at 8:46 am is zero

[D5RSS 🇬🇧 @d5_rss]

Tough budget if you're a net taxpayer or an employer. Easy budget if you're a benefits scrounging Labour voter.

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

Wiggling my mouse every two minutes to appear active on Teams while hungover on the couch.

[Sophie Corcoran @sophielouisecc]

Looks like they didn’t get the pamphlet

[addy nuff x @GLNatashaxo]

Giving migrants pamphlets on “please don’t rape the children” instead of just deporting them tells you all you need to know.

[Hunter 🦅 @HunterCPFC]

@PolitlcsUK If people need reminding not to be paedophiles, they shouldn’t be in the country.

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Some of you never got put in the Walls of Jericho as a kid and it shows

[TPH @TPH141190]

“Do not look directly at the sun”

Me :

[Rob Henderson @robkhenderson]

Putting your phone away to watch TV counts as meditation now.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

When Pitbull dies I would like to be considered for the role of Mr Worldwide