robhurts

Software Engineer. PUTA minus the p.

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UGK4LIFE

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@Redbeeea I’d wait until the pillar moved

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@xTheUnofficialx Damn they’re out of that. I’ll call customer support.

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About lowball people on fb marketplace, yall want anything?

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@almostxheaven

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This morning, I put my dog in her kennel and then left for work. I forgot to put her toys in the kennel. How could I be so forgetful?!

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How I’ve been feeling lately

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This happened 15 min after I got into the office. And again two more times after.

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I’m predicting a corporate interaction like this today:

Them: hey, how was your 3-day weekend?

Me: not long enough

*both corporate laugh*

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@almostxheaven This is a hate crime

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@almostxheaven Don’t worry, I gotchu. I can make it an even $40 😉

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I love hating. Balance in all things.

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ACL lineup is underwhelming 🥱

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Stuck between feeling like I’m doing too much and not enough

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I’m getting ahead of myself, but I’m thinking if I should be a chill old man or grumpy old grouch

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Celebrating Mexican Heritage Day at the ballpark @Rangers @GlobeLifeField #GlobeLifeOfTheParty

[Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems]

he blocks your path

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@almostxheaven I would’ve kept this to myself

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Thinking thoughts

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@whotfisjovana “One of us gotta change”

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I feel like a young buck