rob ditchfield

[PB Garden Maintenance Service @BloomPrimrose]

Sick of big borders? Why not drop us a tweet for a quote on slating or gold stoning up those ugly, weedy borders! RT

[LOCKDOWNExperience @LADexperience]

Yeh good one Chelsea...

[Ben Coles @bencoles_]

How much did winning the NRL Grand Final mean to Sam Burgess? This much. Wow. https://t.co/rBH5ECBh0b

[Grainger Fire @GraingerFire]

Good luck @BmechServices & all taking part in the Coast2Coast bike ride this weekend to raise money for @AlderHeyCharity & @BlindChildrenUK

[Scouse Trip @ScouseTrip]

Hahahaha get the girl some ice https://t.co/RkUNlfrO7B

[Kirk Sutherland @_KirkSutherland]

Just tried to drown Gail 'cos she does my fucking head in! http://t.co/0HKvxgeFsC

[Funny Footy Quotes @FunFootyQuote]

Not a quote but it's always worth tweeting a bird shutting in Ashley Young's mouth! https://t.co/KZ98OPmRf8

[rob ditchfield @RobDitchfield]

@Selfpic_wankers

[Rodney Trotter @RodneyTIT]

Chinese couple got divorced

She went back to Peking

He went back to Wanking

[rob ditchfield @RobDitchfield]

@martinoffiah do you eat a protein shake? #confusing

[rob ditchfield @RobDitchfield]

Think @IanWizzaBoden has been around! http://t.co/EQITdQbcII

[rob ditchfield @RobDitchfield]

@IanWizzaBoden xxxxx

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

All Boeing 787 dreamliners grounded due to battery fire problem http://t.co/cwX3j1Ei

[rob ditchfield @RobDitchfield]

@bennie_westwood thank you for visiting my ill nephew @ warrington hospital on Xmas eve. All better now and you made their Xmas.