Rob Dorso

[Rob Dorso @robdorso]

@craigfehrman @TheTLS I read your book in June. Loved it!

[Rob Dorso @robdorso]

@all_about_aBenj He’s legally blind. It’s the only explanation.

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@CharlieG__ Friedl and Suarez both watched strike three with a full count. Right down the middle. This team needs sponsors from optometrists.

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@RedsDaily4 These guys are so clueless I will not be shocked to see KeBryan Hayes in CF.

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@AdamKinzinger @FoxNews Adam! All “due” respect!!! 😬

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@CharlieG__ As good as he can be, he also has a bunch of clunker games like this on his resume. Many times coming after the couple prior games were taxing to the pen and they desperately need a big start. Look at his game logs in his career, and he doesn’t get to 5 innings a LOT.

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@Reds @HunterGreene17 Well he wanted to pick up where he left off and I think, “Mission Accomplished.” This is just like the last time we saw him.

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@ScooterCasterNY @joncoopertweets @noturtlesoup17 @FreedomNTV “We lost our spot!”

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@Conansdad @RedsDaily4 And India. That was the core of “America’s Team!”

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@LanceMcAlister Terrible trade but hopefully in a few years when Sammy is in the big leagues, the Reds will have Steele Hall and Tyson Lewis coming at the same time. Fingers crossed.

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@RedsDaily4 Pierce Johnson says hold my beer

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@CharlieG__ Before the delay, Jeff Brantley, who closed plenty of games, said it shouldn’t be an issue because he never got into the game and got completely hot.

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@AdamKinzinger They’ll say there’s hundreds of thousands inside the state tents.

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@RedsDaily4 There is SOME good news to focus on: they won’t lose today.

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@CharlieG__ “We just felt that Dane should hit third. He tries really hard and there’s a good player in there.” Tito is sure to say some bullshit like that.

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@all_about_aBenj Swinging at bad pitches and then tapping his helmet for a fairly obvious strike.

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@RedsDaily4 Tito loves this dude so much I’m not waiting for the game when McLain starts at 2B, SS and CF SIMULTANEOUSLY. “He’s just a good kid and I thought he could play three spots at once. Call me crazy.”

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@CharlieG__ 2023 was America’s Team. They played a fun brand of baseball. This current group is boring most nights. Swing and miss, repeat.

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@TheAtlantic @elcush Wendy’s should bring back their advertising campaign where the guy was obsessed with ranch and had a Ranch Tooth.

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@ProjectLincoln When they finish with the algae, they should go rake the forest!