becky meyer

this is the story of a girl

[becky meyer @robeckster]

when you see someone open the wine but you don't want to seem to desperate

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

HOW IS THIS NOT PASS INTERFERENCE @NFLOfficiating

[becky meyer @robeckster]

Listening to @betchesbrides every week gets me more and more excited for the wedding 💍

[becky meyer @robeckster]

I definitely don’t have my own parking space in my lot but I sure do get real mad when someone parks in my spot

[becky meyer @robeckster]

I was today years old when I learned how to put air in my car tires

[becky meyer @robeckster]

Woke up from anesthesia this morning craving pancakes

[becky meyer @robeckster]

Nothing gets the blood flowing like seeing a big spider right when you lay down in bed

[becky meyer @robeckster]

RAMBLERS BUSTING BRACKETS!

[becky meyer @robeckster]

Have you ever accidentally ‘liked’ something on Venmo between someone you know but don’t really ever talk to? They’re only your friend on Venmo because you have their number?
I definitely just did.

[becky meyer @robeckster]

Shoutout to @ChipotleTweets for giving me the worlds smallest bowl with burnt veggies

[Cleveland 19 News @cleveland19news]

19 Investigates exclusive: A once revered Northeast Ohio dance teacher is facing alarming allegations, including sexual assault and sending nude photos to underage girls. https://t.co/Fl1B4ZQ3VB

[becky meyer @robeckster]

COVID wedding advice: wait to do your makeup until AFTER watching the livestream ceremony...you will cry and your freshly painted face will be ruined. (But it’s all for love so you can’t really be mad about it)

[becky meyer @robeckster]

Shout out to the lady who pulled into the crosswalk as I was walking in it and missed hitting me by a foot because she was on her phone! I love people!

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

It costs $0.00 to chew with your mouth shut

[becky meyer @robeckster]

Best and most necessary two hours ever!

[becky meyer @robeckster]

Thanks Mike from @PlatformBeerco for the delivery during quarantine!!

[becky meyer @robeckster]

Did a little ballet barre as part of self-care today #SocialDistanacing

[becky meyer @robeckster]

Instead of March Madness we are doing a bracket with episodes of The Office and Chris is diligently taking notes to ensure we move the best episodes to the next levels. #coronapocolypse

[becky meyer @robeckster]

My students told me I should sing on broadway and honestly it was the best thing to hear not even coronavirus could bring me down

[becky meyer @robeckster]

Today I was called Mr. Muellauer...this is a first