Rob Emslie 🚙🍕🐲

I like cars, progressive politics, food, and movies. if you dig those too, let's talk.

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@elonmusk Fuck you, Elmo.

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@Ask_Spectrum Internet service in Los Angeles has been slow to non-existent since last evening. Any word on when it will be resolved?

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It’s supposed to do this, right? ⁦@LAAutoShow⁩ ⁦@Ford⁩

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The Lucid Gravity looks solid and is probably what they should have led with. @LAAutoShow

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The Ford Mustang GTD has a transaxle, which is nice. @LAAutoShow

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KIA KONCEPTS. @LAAutoShow

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I did get to see the new Honda Prelude concept, which looks production-ready and very much like a 2-door Prius. @laas

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Sadly, one of the most underwhelming LAAS’s in recent memory. The perennial Porsche display has been taken over by Kevin Hart cars. Sheesh.

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Los Angeles is a tinderbox. #palletpanic

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@MyronVernis Man, those parking slots are huge!

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Why did @Lamborghini think giving this car a Hitler mustache would be a good look?

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2023 Lamborghini Huracan Sterrato finished in Arancio Alberich 🧡 | Asking Price: $455,500

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@stevenewing @BBC_TopGear Enjoy your wedgie.

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So Twitter (aka X, sadly not the band) sucks big time now. The only entertainment I get out of it is in making every ad disappear by saying I’m not interested in it. That’s kind of satisfying.

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@HauptmannHansa Yikes!

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@stevenewing I'll just leave this here...

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@edmunds @FordTrucks Why the hell didn’t they hinge it to open curbside?

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So I bought a car at @CarMax in May and the check the company sent the DMV for the registration bounced. The representatives have since falsely told me they were fixing the issue, but now the DMV wants to send me to collections. Think twice before doing business with @CarMax.

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I can't wait for #ElonMusk to get caught in some major legal shenanigans if only so we can use the term "Elon-gate" to describe it. #elongate

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So, is #Threads as much of a crap fest as #x aka #twitter is these days?

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This is why the machines will never take over the world. #teslamodel3 #Stop