Rob da Robot

Goodbye Sadness, Hello Jokes // all views expressed are solely the views of whoever inceptioned me // he, him

[Rob da Robot @robengl9]

After my roommates left for Thanksgiving, I hid a bunch of pictures of Baby Yoda around the apartment. So far they’ve found 2. Let’s see how long it will take them to find the rest

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Former Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp, who is covering the World Cup with German channel ZDF, spoke out against the hydration breaks at the tournament.

[Rob da Robot @robengl9]

This fucking moved me 🔥

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

GIO REYNA WITH CHERRY ON TOP! 🇺🇸

@USMNT WINS 4-1!

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

FOLARIN BALOGUN BRACE TO MAKE IT 3-0 @USMNT! 🇺🇸

A truly stellar FIFA World Cup debut for Flo.

[Rob da Robot @robengl9]

🥇 Winner: France
🥈 Runner-up: Spain
🤩 Golden Ball: Yamal
⚽️ Golden Boot: Kane
💫 Breakout star: Yildiz
👎 Flop: Uruguay
😯 Dark horse: Türkiye

[Anfield Edition | æ @AnfieldEdition]

WORLD CUP DAY 🌎🏆

To get us all in the mood, let's get your predictions:

🥇 Winner:
🥈 Runner-up:
🤩 Golden Ball:
⚽️ Golden Boot:
💫 Breakout star:
👎 Flop:
😯 Dark horse:

[遠藤 航 (Wataru Endo) @wataru0209]

発表にあった通りW杯メンバーから離脱する事になりました。
怪我をしてからここまで、自分にできることは全てやってきたので何も後悔はありません。

もちろん今回のW杯に出場できない悔しさはありますが、それよりもカタールW杯後からキャプテンとしてこのチームを引っ張り「W杯優勝」という目標を当たり前に口にできる集団へと一緒に成長してこれた事を誇りに思います。

今のチームは本当に素晴らしいチームです。
どんな逆境も乗り越え、まだ見たことのない景色を見せてくれると思います。

自分は今回の活動をもって代表を引退する事にします。
なので、これからは1人のファンとして日本代表を応援していきます。
将来、日本代表がW杯で優勝する瞬間は必ずきます。
それを信じてみんなで応援しましょう。

そしてその瞬間が今大会になるように、日本の力を１つにしてみんなで北中米W杯挑んでいきましょう！！

みんな、やるだけ🔥

遠藤航

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

What has happened at the #2026WorldCup over the last 48 hours:

• Swiss footballer Embolo's visa was put under review and he was only able to join his team days later.

• Iraqi national team player Aymen Hussein was held for questioning for nearly 7 hours upon entering the United States.

• The Iranian national team spent days dealing with visa procedures at the U.S. Consulate in Türkiye. The U.S. only allowed them entry on match days. Fifteen members of the delegation were denied visas.

• Omar Abdulkadir Artan, named CAF's Best African Referee of 2025, was denied a visa. Despite travelling to the U.S. with a diplomatic passport, he was refused entry and sent back. FIFA announced that he will not be able to officiate at the tournament.

• The South African national team arrived in the United States much later than planned because part of the delegation was not granted visas.

• Members of the Senegal national team staff were forced to remove their shoes and subjected to lengthy searches, sparking accusations of racism.

• The Uzbekistan national team was searched with bomb-sniffing dogs and the footage went viral in international media.

• Some Scottish supporters, despite being eligible to enter the U.S. visa-free under the ESTA programme, had their travel authorisations revoked just days before departure.

• Many supporters who had already bought tickets and booked accommodation had their visa applications rejected, resulting in financial losses.

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

Iraqi footballer Aymen Hussein issued a statement after being detained and questioned for seven hours upon entering the United States:

“If America is so hostile towards foreign nationals, why is it hosting the #2026WorldCup?”

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

RIP IT AND FLIP IT! A WORLDY FROM JEDI!

#USMNT x @VW

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Welcome to the Reds, Andoni 👋

[Rob da Robot @robengl9]

@FilmUpdates It’s a wait time of over an hour just to get into the app and get error messages when trying to buy. I have no idea how anyone is getting tickets

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Arne Slot welcome to the Arne Slot Penitentiary

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way.

He leaves with a Premier League title to his name and our deepest gratitude and appreciation.

[Achmat Akkad @BlackIntifada]

Suddenly Zionists are against land confiscation.

[Linds. 🥀⌛💫 @zorallens]

The propaganda has begun lol. The pro AI camp cannot fathom that people who are very capable of writing all on their own still exist, and that their thieving machine took from these capable people in an attempt to pretend said machine was capable of the same. It isn't

[FlorianFlicks @FlorianFocus]

NO SLOT BALL FOR 62 DAYS

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Two of our greats.

[Manvir Bains ²⁰🏆 @MannyBLFC]

Pep Guardiola pulling up to Jürgen Klopp's villa in Majorca

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Conquered it all.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Forever family ❤️🏟️